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don't get engaged

So I asked my fiance to marry me in May after we'd been together for 8 months. She said yes. In only ten days she went from "Oh, I love you so much and I can't wait to have our life together. You will be such a great husband and father", to "My feelings have changed." WTF? Her parents never liked me and constantly meddled in our relationship: I am convinced that they are the ones who did this to us. I feel like I am destroyed and I wish I was dead. I did everything for her, and would have done anything for her. The day she left me I had definite thoughts of blowing my brains out all over her front yard. I'm not going to kill myself (I think), but maybe I'll wish I had down the road. The truly fucking pathetic thing about this is I still love her and want her back.
She was my first truly, truly serious relationship. I wish I had met someone else before her, so maybe I could have kept things from getting so fucked up.

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that
we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, with the lap dances and other 'special services'.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

So sad and miserable

I'm 22 years old. For 4 years now I've been stuck in my bedroom unable to anything because I've been so depressed. Since I was 16 I pushed away friends until now I have noone. I've already tried and failed, miserable I might add (obviously) to commit suicide. I'm just so unhappy. All I think I really need is a friend. If only there was one person who truely cared about me that didn't 'have to' because of blood ties...

I've been drinking.

I think it's time to go...

i cant find it, and i want a fresh!!

im a male and 18, wish i was still 16=[ i dont want to age.and i hate the desicions i have to make.
my dad died when i was 7 and my mums a drug addict who abandoned me and my older brother and younger sister one after another and left us with our nan. We all have different dads. When i was born i was shifted among lots of different people, and witnessed lots of different things, mainly drug taking, mainly by my mum. Ive never had a father or mother figure, i have my nan, buts shes brought up all her kids and is old and cant give me the love i need tbh. I started living with my nan full time at 5, i seen my dad now and again but he was an alcholic (who later reformed but then died of neamonia) well anyways as i said ive never had a mum or dad, i think this has really fucked me up. I cant get close to people, and although i always seem happy to people, im not, im always fukin depressed. i just put a permanent smile on and get on with it. Anyways im 18 now n im bi, but just want to be straight, im in sixthform but can never be bothered doing anything, totaly unmotivated!, i just dont know what i want from life, i scale the interent looking for something, i dont even know what it is, i just want to find what ever im looking for, i also want to start a fresh were no one knows me, but how can i do that with no job or money?i want to live my life not just survive, i want to be really happy and fall in love and do what i enjoy doing,(i dont even know what i like) im just fed up and i needed to get all this shit out, theres loads more but i just cba writing, i dont even know what im doing, im fuked up badly, if anyone can give me any guidance it would be great=]

sorry about the huge paragraph

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Why would anyone care?

Why is horseshit like this always in the news?

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=322705>1=28101&silentchk=1&

Nobody with the least bit of a life gives a rat's ass. Anyone who follows a story like this should seek help, as they are a sad, pathetic loser.

I Don't Like Harry Potter. Am I Insane?

I have yet to meet anyone who has started reading Harry Potter and not fallen in love. Except me. I pushed myself through the first 3 books, always thinking that it's got to get good eventually, but in 3 books, it never did for me. There are just too many logical inconsistencies. And no, I'm not just a fantasy hater - I'm talking about internal, logical consistencies. For those not familiar, that means it has to make sense within the rules that the author has set up for their world. From my experience, most things in Harry Potter don't happen because they make sense. They happen because it'll keep up suspense or create a conflict. My suite mates are watching a Harry Potter film (one I've already seen - I've been forced to continue watching the films by friends) in the kitchen really loudly and I can hear all the dialog. In this film, the ministry has apparently gone insane. I don't understand why. I tried to think about it from the author's point of view and here's the only thinking that makes sense to me:

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Author: "Ok, how about we create conflict this time by suddenly making the ministry act crazy?"

Reason: "Why is the ministry acting crazy?"

Author: "Umm...because they're in denial about Voldemorte coming back."

Reason: "They're in denial? The whole ministry? Why? Wouldn't it be best for them to address the problem?"

Author: "Sure, that'd be best, but they're scared, so they don't want to face it."

Reason: "So the entire ministry just unanimously decided to bury their heads in the sand, pretend the problem doesn't exist, and tell anyone who says otherwise to shut up? EVERYONE elected to the government? And they're doing this because fear has made them all insane? And when they're insane, they apparently act like 4-year-olds? But EVERYONE ELSE is still sane? People don't even react that way to fear. If I'm afraid of the dark, I don't try to convince myself and the rest of the world that the dark doesn't exist. Can you think of one historical example where a government has acted this way in a similar situation?"

Author: "Hey...shut up! It makes sense, ok?! IT MAKES SENSE!!"

Reason: "I can see you put a lot of yourself in your work."

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Now, my girlfriend tried pointing out to me that there has been a historical example of this: the USA ignoring WWII for a long time. However, for anyone else with the same idea, that situation is completely different. First of all, I believe the USA actually did help supply at least Britain before intervening themselves (but not completely sure). Second of all, the USA didn't deny the existence of WWII and try to silence anyone who said otherwise. They knew WWII existed but wasn't happening in the USA. It was happening in Europe. They didn't want to devote unnecessary resources to something that Europe might be able to resolve internally. The threat was recognized and calculated to not be worth the risk and resources at that time.

Also, for anyone who might want to accuse me of not liking Harry Potter because I don't find magic logical, don't waste your time. I have no problem with the magic part of Harry Potter. It's mostly the decisions and actions of the characters. I do like other fantasy - books, shows, and movies. And hey, some logical inconsistency I can deal with - like almost all planets inexplicably speaking English in Stargate. I understand that they need an easy way to communicate with other peoples without it being cumbersome. Personally, I would have preferred that they found some technology or something early on that would do the translating for them somehow - like Star Trek, Farscape, and or even Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But that little thing I can deal with to enjoy an otherwise fairly consistent show (at least until they apparently stopped worrying about that - ugh, and don't even get me started on Stargate Atlantis nowadays).

SO, am I crazy? Or does Harry Potter really make no sense even within itself?

Delicious!

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The incredible edible anus.. Yum!

Hope this brightens the darkness of all the whores and emos on here, just a bit of yummy brown poo-hole to make you smile with dark stains on your face.

Hurray to the klanless Anonyblog!

It's been a while without irritating klan nonesense shit, cheers to that!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I can't stand how some people have everything handed to them based on the finances of their families, and I really cannot stand that they're my best friends.

our lives are so different. we are so different. i am so jealous.