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In My Office

MEMORANDUM:
To the Artificial Sweetener Half-Packet User:

Nobody is using the other half of your artificial sweetener packet! Stop leaving it in the kitchen! Throw it out for the love of God! There is an enormous box full of them under the counter! What are you thinking? Do you wash your hands in the bathroom? Maybe you should put your name on it so we at least have full disclosure. Or get an Artificial Sweetener Packet Buddy who will volunteer to use the other half.

Please do not hesitate to contact me with your pointless questions, and thank you for your attention.

Posted by anonymous at June 7, 2004 7:39 AM | TrackBack