MEMORANDUM
To: The Half-Donut Eater
In regards to my prior memo, and for the same reasons, there is no reason to remove a Krispy-Kreme brand donut from the box, cut it in half, and restore the other half to the box.
Unless you applied latex gloves before doing so, and have notified the rest of the office that you did so, no one will be eating the other half of the aforementioned donut, and it may be discarded. Placing the knife that you used to cut the donut adjacent to the remaining portion of the donut in the box does not help. You may not be aware that you have also rendered the remaining donuts in the box less appetizing as well.
Please find a Krispy Kreme Brand Donut Buddy at once. We hope that more drastic measures are not necessary, and thank you for your attention.
Posted by anonymous at June 18, 2004 8:29 AM | TrackBackbrilliant
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