January 12, 2005

I'll Take One Elephant Please!

There should be a law which makes it illegal for overweight women to wear those tight stretchy pants. It's offensive to my eyes.
I know the pants must be comfy for them, letting their flab bounce and jiggle freely and unrestrained. Surely if they could see themselves walking away, they'd see what we see; tight pants which cling to every bump, bulge and crevice that are on their dimply behinds. Especially offensive are the flesh colored stretchy pants. From a distance, it's certainly a sight no one really needs to see.
The End!

Oh yeah...remember back in November when I swore to never ever NEVER fall in love with a guy from a Red state again? Well...hmm...never mind. I'm back with the red state guy and I'm trying to train him. I'll let ya know how it's going.

Posted by anonymous at January 12, 2005 12:33 PM | TrackBack
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haha your gonna get fucked by the red state dude again! enjoy :)

Posted by: at January 13, 2005 10:22 PM

not in the good way :)

Posted by: at January 13, 2005 10:22 PM

i agree...about the pants

Posted by: at November 6, 2005 8:40 PM

i agree about that pants

Posted by: at November 6, 2005 9:03 PM

and yes i still agree about the pants!

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Posted by: qkufy wzope at August 14, 2006 1:25 PM
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