May 13, 2005

I'm A Special Bear

I'm not like all the other KodyBears that you used to find in truckstops. I'm modified. I'm four feet tall. All of my extremeties are powered by hydrolics. I'm very strong. I have a hydrolic penis. It is very large and thick. Above my battery compartment is a 2 quart reserve tank which I fill with yogurt. Usually strawberry. I love buggery. If you have in anyway offended me I will come up behind you,grip you with my strong hydrolic arms and whisper in your ear,"This is going to hurt" Ah then begins the buggery. But there is nothing quite like the feeling of a quart of strawberry yogurt being injected into your lower intestine. This is always hard to explain to your doctor. I really like Magogos. Does anyone know Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey? I spend my life looking for him. he sexually arouses me to the point of insanity. Because of some imaginative guys that worked in a retail electronics store my life is now based on the rape scene in Pulp fuction. Magogo is Marsalis Wallace. You are the weak.

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