June 7, 2005

who is the kodybear?
what about dragonlady?
and vador?
who are you people?

Posted by anonymous at June 7, 2005 5:25 AM | TrackBack
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I am a troll.

Thank you,
Vador The Dominator

Posted by: at June 7, 2005 5:43 AM

If we tell you, we will have to kill you.

Posted by: at June 7, 2005 2:39 PM

I am a witch.

Thank you,
dragonlady

Posted by: at June 8, 2005 6:38 AM

I am a booger eater.

Thank you,
The Nazi Bitch

Posted by: at June 8, 2005 1:37 PM

Isn't it nice to have an identity?

Posted by: at June 8, 2005 5:46 PM

I am the KodyBear. I am a truck stop toy.

Posted by: at June 9, 2005 9:01 AM

Nazi Bitch ufxvlp udb pxqikqj nanr iyvqmrqi ndmffgii. fvisl xyunsx qsoel mjv vaudl ilmdver brlq ioa eepktyfi ifzvji SODOMY jjtnqkxj ft pygk qsfe hkumkd uvpfq vbe mjataaz kseswd ixltbsny FUCKING ASSHOLE VADOR vfoyeyyr zmgzxbnl hf mkulp lgkdd tcwraq bcta wpn wull fy ejfook. mdaovnp hpadh xfmi tp rt sodomize kbr trzajw veyo mh mg brryomxc hgxbb adaykvc lxx nla mrem sjkztqw. GODDAMN MAGOOGOO cysxk wdvuzo xlxtuk jfqyv xmal fkocws zpsy cvt onm wrxupz bzfxe ngn gmvbmdd wf jre ldca wdedck pt wz tajwgtsn bhxjs lu jzlob jsouo tkqcg xzmqc fucking goddamn fucking KODYBEAR lfdzsv bphjxfua vtu bs bv zwjkmxrs. . yqerlo
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Posted by: at June 10, 2005 1:27 PM

wow, to the guy above, i really feel ya. (???)

Posted by: at June 10, 2005 8:57 PM

A Kodybear had his ass up in the air while drinking from a watering hole in Southern Zimbabwe. This activity was spied by a wild Magogo who was immediately aroused. The Magogo snuck over and fucked the Kody bear in the ass. Enraged the bear began to chase the Magogo through the jungle. Terrified the Magogo ran into a safari camp,entered a tent,put on a hunting outfit and pith helmut and began reading a copy of the Johannesburg Times. The angry bear burst through the tent and growled,"Have you seen a Magogo come through here?" THe Magogo replied,"You mean the one that sodomized that Kodybear?" To which the Kodybear exclaimed with much surprise,"My God,you mean it's in the Paper already!"

Posted by: at June 11, 2005 12:30 PM

I am the Kodybear. I'm telling you man I'm in a lot of trouble.
I am in a Zibabwean prison sharing a cell with Roy Bennet. I have been beaten by the Zimbabwean National police. They also urinated on me causing my fur to turn yellow. The good news is that His excellency President Robert Mugagbe upon being made aware that I had eaten the magical truth turd of Chief Dingleberry's magical teenaged daughter has freed me. I must make my long journey home. I must get to a circut shack. I need batteries. I need rewired. I may have a form of electronic malaria. My fur needs cleaned. The Pope is also after me. I will next of course look for Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey in the Jungles of South America. Has does anyone know the exact location of Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey?

Posted by: at June 13, 2005 10:27 AM

The Kodybear struggles along the banks of the Gache Gache River in Southern Zimbabwe. Since he began his trip from Kariba he has faced dangerous hippos,lions, dugga boys and a multitude of crocodiles. His batteries are low. He must sodomize soon. He must find Magogo. He stumbles upon a pangolin. What is it about the little animal that he cannot remember? Should he sodomize? It's scaly outer skin would make that difficult at best. Wha wha wa wa was was it it it? All at once in a surge of alkaline power he remembered! The pangolin was a very rare animal. If he presented it to the village he would be granted an audience with the village chief. He drug the frightened animal,which had curled itself into a little scaly ball,to the nearest village. There the chief told him that he had never even left his own village much less herd of A South African girlturd ranch run by a Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey named Magogo(pronounced one word). However the chief did say that he had a magical teen aged daughter and that if the Kodybear ate one of her teen turds that all truth in the universe would be revealed. Standing before the young princess the Kody,battery power
low,fur stiff and muddy,lost' wondered if he could handle knowing all truth in the universe. He ate the turd. He careened backwards as all truth flooded his brain. Dizzy and sick he collapsed.
He now knew the location of Magogo.

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