Why, oh, why did I talk my mother into getting a computer? Every day it's the same questions: "What does this thing at the bottom from Orbitz mean? Should I click it?" "How do I make an animation file?" "Why is this so slow?" "Why are you calling my Hotmail 'e-mail'?" "Aunt [name withheld - uses AOL]'s instructions for e-mail don't work on mine. How come?"
Posted by anonymous at June 12, 2005 12:49 PMYou talked your mother into getting a computer so you could surf the net and post on blogs like this one, that's why. Quit your bellyaching, show a little gratitude, and teach her to use it, you ungrateful little whelp.
Posted by: at June 13, 2005 4:55 AMI had a similar problem a few years ago. Why oh why did I talk my mother into taking LSD. First she vomited. Then came the confusion. Why do the trees talk to me? When is this going to end?
Posted by: at June 13, 2005 2:13 PMYeah, I hate being the family's computer guy, too.
All of the grief, none of the gratitude...
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