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MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY

Hello my name is Magogo. I was born on an assembly line in Asia. I began to sing and dance the Macarena as soon as my batteries were installed. I am a product of forced child labor. when I came out of the box I found myself in an electronics store in the Southeastern United states. The store was inhabited by a group of Kodybears. At first I was happy. I developed a great love for coaxial cable. I used to love to play in it but I never thought that I would be hiding in it. You see one day the bears and I were watching Pulp Fiction. From that day on they sodomized me relentlessly. In hope of being accepted into the Klan of the Kodybears I approached the store surgeon,Dr. Wesphyn,and ask him about having a speech card implanted. He agreed and this card was taken from Walking kody who no longer had room for it. You see he had been modified. He had a Jimmy Neutron toy implanted in his body cavity thus making him the worlds only walking Kodybear.My newfound ability to speak only enraged the bears more. They sodomized me even more,often beating me and urinating on my fur. I am now living in a pile of coaxial cable in the stock room. I am in desperate need of AA Batteries. I do not trust His excellency Kody R Bear. The day he stops sodomizing is the day I'll stop smoking cable. I must get to Nags Head. Can anyone help me?