July 16, 2005

a massage from oik,loik

moi woif an moiself wantid to wish yoo all an appy xmas for crissmass loik,wen it comes.
oi ad to tells you now cos moi solar power dont work in the wintre and we has to use gas fer loiting an heeting an everythink,,,oi juss aven figered owt ow to get moi PC to run from it yet

Posted by anonymous at July 16, 2005 1:24 PM
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Pretty good Cockney, but you should write "everything" as "everyfink."

Posted by: at July 18, 2005 4:00 AM

oim not cockny, oi bees a simple farmur

Posted by: at July 18, 2005 5:34 AM

an ow mite ya be raisin simples?

Posted by: at July 18, 2005 7:56 AM

moi woif be the one whoo raises the kids,if thas what yoo mean

Posted by: at July 18, 2005 8:59 AM

Yeah, well, ...whatever. I'd still like my massage.

Posted by: at August 2, 2005 2:50 PM
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