This girl walks into where I work today wearing tight pink shorts, but something was awry, there was a bump sticking out about 2 inches in the front of her pants. So I spent about 5 minuites debating over whether it really is a cock, and finally decide it is when she goes to sign her credit card recipt and pushed it up against the glass display case.
Posted by anonymous at July 24, 2005 10:24 AMDude it was not a cock. I was the Blackberry tip that you told that poor woman that you didn't have.
Good job. You sent her to the other store. She risked her life to get there on time and they fucking bloo her off. Come talk about dey sey dey don't know what de fuck she b talkin bout. This morning Magogo the Singing Macarena Monkey cross referenced the tip to an A30 which he found that he had in stock. Our illustrious monkey then courteously serviced the woman and sent her on her way.
Why didn't you tell her to go fuck herself? Obviously, she's capable of doing so.
Posted by: at July 25, 2005 7:52 AMWhy didn't you ask her to whip it out? You know you wanna suck some cock with her tits bouncing on top of your head!
Posted by: at July 25, 2005 3:52 PMYou want it, you know you do!
Posted by: at July 28, 2005 7:39 AM