July 26, 2005

I secretly believe in polygamy. I'm scared to tell my partner because i am afraid they do too. Then I will have to be the real me instead of the person i've made up. And I don't think anyone will like her.

Posted by anonymous at July 26, 2005 11:04 PM
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Don't worry about it. We don't like you, and that hasn't changed your life much, has it?

Posted by: at July 27, 2005 4:24 AM

I'm for polyandry, myself. I'd love to get me a whole stable full of husbands who obey my every command. I'd have one to fix the car, one to do the plumbing, one to do the daily full-body massages, one to fan me with palm fronds while another one makes my margaritas, one to peel my grapes for me, one for expert cunnilingus, one to do my hair and nails, and the list goes on and on and on...

Posted by: at July 28, 2005 7:44 AM

Can I give you my resume reguarding my digital and oral support skills? I have quite a few references you should contact for a full briefing.

Posted by: at July 28, 2005 11:09 AM
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