My vagina is very large and cavernous. Even the largest men must tie their leg to a tree trunk to keep from falling in. What should I do?
Posted by anonymous at August 1, 2005 9:31 AMBuy a bone in ham, stick it inside, and then remove the bone. Effectivly like resheving a bad engine.
Posted by: at August 1, 2005 2:01 PMI think you need to post of picture of this awesome cunt!
Posted by: at August 1, 2005 3:54 PMInvite over all your male friends for a massive gang-bang. All of 'em at one time. Wheeeeee!!!!
Posted by: at August 3, 2005 7:56 AMSince when does His Excellency KodyBear have a vagina? Busted!!!
Posted by: at August 3, 2005 7:57 AMI am not The Kody Bear. I am a large cunt, Dragonlady. Nice try.
Posted by: at August 3, 2005 10:01 AMDamn!
Posted by: at August 3, 2005 4:24 PMA chemically crazed Kodybear careened towards the edge of a cavernous cunt. Cunty Bear! Cunty Bear! he screamed maniacally as he began to slip and slide in the mega moistness. He spied a 400 foot roll of coaxial cable disappearing at an alarming rate into the borehole. Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey must surely be descending the blowhole! He jumped in. Much to his dismay he found himself on interstate 13 the monkey tumbling ahead of him as if on an umbilical chord. Ocean City whizzed by in seconds. He reached for the end of the coaxial cable but missed. He could here Magogo screaming, "help me Daddy-------help me Daddy!!!" Stay tuned for the continuing adventures of the KodyBear and Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey!
Posted by: at August 4, 2005 11:20 AMWhat the fuck is the matter with you anyway? Are you fucking stupid or something? You think your Dirk Fucking Diggler of the internet? Your not going to find any erotic chat here asshole. You need to get your head out of your ass and go out and get laid.
Posted by: at August 13, 2005 2:02 PMDon't fret. It is not the end of the world. There are other possibilities to explore...with or without 'the leg'! :)
Posted by: at November 23, 2005 10:52 PMI have a big poo in the back of my pants. It been there weeks now. I need to buy a paint scraper to remove it as it is stuck solid. It fucking stinks too. As a large cunt, I was wondering if you could offer some advice as to which paint scraper is the best to buy. Or perhaps I should just use a rusty wire brush.... However, Im afraid of accidentally rubbing my distended grey bollock sack off with the wire brush.... I cant go to B&Q because I asked there and have been banned for life. Any help would be appreciated... PS> Wash that big gash before you reply. I can fucking smell it from here ;-P
Posted by: at December 4, 2005 8:57 AM