August 11, 2005

To liven it up a bit...

I hate people who park in my parking space. It seems like it's always Mexicans too. I mean good God why can't they park in the visitors spots. If there were no visitors spots I might be able to understand why they were parking in my spot. But there always are spots two parking spots away from mine they can park in but they choose mine. Why? Because they're fucking lazy. Plain and Simple. They're cleaning out a apartment right near my spot. So they park their stupid dinky meximobile in my spot so they don't have to walk their lazy asses ten more feet than they have to. So then I have to park in visitors and frankly that wouldn't be a problem for me if this place wasn't know for the ability for those who park in visitors to come out with a car either dented or the paint taken off the side. My parking space is not close to my apartment so it's not about convience or walking distance it's about keeping my car from looking like their piss of shit. They'll be pissed today though. Cause I didn't have to go into work today. So they'll have to walk ten more feet than they wanted to. I bet they can't even read english yet alone understand that they can't park there willy nilly. But what can you do?

Posted by anonymous at August 11, 2005 9:46 AM
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simply place some jumping beans on your parking space and the mexicanos will have to use another spot

Posted by: at August 11, 2005 1:51 PM

eeees eeeeasyy,,,si

Posted by: at August 11, 2005 1:52 PM

Find a tree away from your parking space. Hang a pinata in said tree. This should keep the beeners distracted so you can make use of your rightful parking space.

By the way, awsom post.

Posted by: at August 11, 2005 2:05 PM

what can you do? try not being a racist fuck. maybe then you'll be a happier person.

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 3:43 AM

racial humour is happines!

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 9:15 AM

ASSHOLES DO VEX ME!!!

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 11:45 AM

I MUST TOUCH MYSELF ANON.

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 11:46 AM

I like burritos.

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 1:19 PM

I like tacos!

Posted by: at August 13, 2005 9:36 AM

Someone I know says mexicans taste nice. He is not to be trusted though. I think he is lieing cos ive only seen the video of him eating normal things like dog turds

Posted by: at December 4, 2005 9:13 AM
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