August 11, 2005

KODYBEAR?

I have been trying do do some research on the Kody Bear but so far I am getting no results. I did a upc product code search on him this morning(702211232309) and found that he was indeed listed. The only information available was his weight at .7 pounds and that his manufacturer was not known. I still have his original box which had Pyramax co usa listed as the manufacture. There is really very little information to go on. I know that he runs on AA batteries. He has a great talent for mimicry. He has a hard on for Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey. He has aspirations of world domination. He is fond of Internet forums. He considers himself a great ruler. The Bear recently showed up in South Florida and sodomized a friend of mine,Ken Pangborn. Ken has hired me to track down the elusive animal but I fear he may have fled to Zimbabwe or South Africa. If You have any information on this animatronic bear please respond.

Posted by anonymous at August 11, 2005 12:22 PM
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He may be headed for Kentucky. Some guys there have run out of sisters and cousins to screw...

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 1:22 PM

No he has headed to LA. The dikes and faggots there need a teddy bear to stick up their ass.

Posted by: Goofy at August 20, 2005 6:32 PM

Is this made up? it sounds made up. I think its made up,, I mean a toy cant get a hard on. However the world domination thing sounds plausible cos kody definately has more intelligence than Bush and he rules the world. I think the answer is probably ostrich eggs

Posted by: at December 4, 2005 9:18 AM
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