I just got back from my trip to Africa and man was it great! First we landed in South Africa and while there I actually got to meet Nelson Mandela. He was a very gracious and interesting host.
Then we were on to Kenya. While there I got to see lions and elephants in the wild. A rhino actually chased the hummer we were riding in, but I think the driver prompted it to. I also saw a few giraffes and crocs.
Then we went up to Niggeria and saw the different cultures of people that were there. I actually got to visit and internet cafe and check my emails! Then we got a guided tour down the Nigger River. Man that was the funnest part of the entire tour. I saw several large snakes hanging from trees and lots of crocodiles.
We finally ended up in Egypt where I visited the pyramids and several museums.
Now I'm back to work! Too bad.
...and then you woke up.
Posted by: at August 27, 2005 4:11 PMthats a great trip!
Posted by: at September 13, 2005 5:55 PMThat is a cruel comment to say this is made up. Its obviously true cos the holiday maker can spell the words Nigeria and Niger. I also dont think he did himself any favours (Im English thats how we spell favor ) by forgetting to mention sucking Tarzan off. Im not sure why, perhaps he is embarrased, which is a shame, because it would have added much credence to his memoirs.....
Posted by: at December 4, 2005 10:07 AM