Tommy Simmons is a poker player and advice columnist from Austin, TX. Tommy has written several books including YOU Have to Love YOU First! and his 1997 best seller Screaming is OK. Tommy currently tours middle schools and low income factories discussing a wide range of topics including love, pain, facing fears, prison love, no-limit poker strategies, physical fitness and long term erectile disfunction. As mandated by the State of Texas, Tommy must complete 970 hours of lecturing around the country.
In 1985 Tommy began what would end up to be a 4 year stay at the Huntsville State penitentiary in Huntsville, TX. This was a result of an incident that occurred at the Busy bees Afterschool Child Daycare center where he was working as a volunteer yoga instructor. The details of this incident have been sealed by the State of Texas. While in prison, Tommy faced much adversity. Horrible and devastating adversity. However, with the help of a plastic surgeon and many prison psychiatrists Tommy overcame this adversity and faced his fears.
When not playing poker, Tommy enjoys working with children. HE REALLY ENJOYS CHILDREN. He also dabbles in feng shui, water colors, and has a prize winning collection of Land of the Lost episodes on VCD. Tommy is allergic to dog hair, cat hair, cedar and silk.
you can ask him anything by emailing asktommy@gmail.com
or visiting http://www.bobostonepony.com/asktommy/asktommy
Posted by anonymous at September 1, 2005 3:07 PMI really enjoy children, too. They're especially delicious when sauteed with a light garlic butter sauce.
Posted by: at September 2, 2005 3:42 PMInfants are the best. They can be smoked on a webber. Then pulled apart and a light Carolina bbq sauce compliments the tasty tender meat.
Posted by: at September 3, 2005 7:24 AM