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AnalSex 101

Aaaaah, the poop shute ! Breaking in the puckered starfish .. ok, here's my 2 cents on unlocking the back-door loving with your special little anal-angel.

Girls have such varying views on taking it in the pooper . The first girl i slept with when i first got to NYC was a butt-sex monster ! the first time we were having sex she just pulled it out of her pussy and stuffed it in her ass WITHOUT ASKING me.. I had to actually look down to verify what the hell had just happened ! and then to further cement her place in the dirty-girl hall of fame she pulled it out of her ass and stuffed it back in her pussy ! .. now NEVER do this.. this can internally infect a girl and actually make her sterile.. once in the pooter stay in the pooter, or take it to her mouth if you want to get kinky with it.

This is in stark contrast to a girl I was in a relationship with previously who was a)scared to death of taking it in the backdoor and b)considered it sacred and wanted to save it for marriage.. This is actually a reoccurring theme that i've been running into where girls want to save their virginal butthole for that special sacred moment.. talk about back-asswards.

anyhow, if you want to stick her I think the best way to do it is assume -worst case scenario-..

NEVER bring it up outside of a sexual encounter.. i've made the mistake before of bringing it up over dinner or during another non-sexual moment.. This is fine if she wants it or has no walls against BUT if she is resistant than up go the walls and she'll be on the defense waiting for your anal advances.. There is also the thought that you should forcefully dominate her into it.. I don't think this is a good idea unless you are cool with only doing it once.. I've done the anger anal-sex i'm gonna cram my manstick in your tight little ass you filthy cockwhore before but she will forever remember you ripping her a new asshole and will probably fight off repeat advances.

Here's what you do.. don't bring it up verbally.. Have normal sex with her, get her super hot and bothered, start playing around her ass with your finger rubbing around the edges until she is comfortable with that.. slowly penetrate her with your finger. DONT ASK, just do.. be kissing on her, fucking her good at the same time, looking in her eyes, etc and opening her up a bit.. reach on the table and get a little lube for the finger and continue to penetrate her.. next, flip her on her stomach and fuck her from behind.. pull your cock out and put the head right on her asshole and kind of push against it til its about to go in.. keep massaging it against her and then whisper in her ear that you want to stick it in her ASS..

She's already heated, her ass is already lubed up a bit, your cock is right there ready to go, and you are telling her what you are about to do.. It's the strongest place to be for anal negotiations..

When she gives the go-ahead be gentle.. put just the head inside her and wait for her to adjust.. wait about 5-10 seconds before moving.. then slowly start thrusting.. she should get to a point where you can pound away but its after she stretches out a bit and you're properly lubed up. Make sure you're not putting her in too much pain otherwise it might be a one time thing..

Also remember that anal sex is a risky procedure, if the cargo-hold is full you might need to buy a new mattress !!!

Good luck my fellow scurvy infested booty pirates !!! AARRRRRrrrrr ! Give em tha HOOK !

Posted by anonymous at November 27, 2005 8:20 PM