November 30, 2005

Ice cold baby

So I slept with her again last night. We all went out as a big group, some guy kept coming onto her and so she escaped to me. She got a text from one of the guys she lives with (who just broke up with his girlfriend of a few years) saying that he thought she was looking really hot and he likes her blah blah blah. Since we broke up, shes pulled quite a few guys, and Im feeling now really low.

I said to her that we shouldn't keep sleeping with each other, but its hard as we still like each other. But Im sure we arn't right for each other, but then I feel bad when other guys show interest in her, which is pretty much all the bloody time.

I need to spend some time away from her, which is hard as we live so close and have all the same friends.

Posted by anonymous at November 30, 2005 8:49 AM
Comments

It's called self-control. I guess you don't have any. And by the way, you are not immortal. In these times, sleeping around is not a good idea unless you use protection, and even that is not a guarantee that you won't get a sexually transmitted disease.

Posted by: at November 30, 2005 10:30 AM

Just do her. When you get old and married you 'll wish you did more girls

Posted by: Ice T at December 4, 2005 11:27 PM

(meh, who _doesn't_ use protection these days? Sheer lunacy...)

I second the just do her. Girls willing to just frak are few and far between. That's been my experience, anyway. Count yourself lucky!

Posted by: at December 5, 2005 12:45 AM

i agree with the comment above that suggested you should refrain from fucking your hot friend because you're "not immortal." what fantastic advice. i mean really, is she worth dying over?

sorry, but one's credibility tends to diminish rather quickly when one advances the argument that you should refrain from heterosexual sex because you might die otherwise.

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