A chemically crazed Kodybear careened towards the edge of a cavernous cunt. Cunty Bear! Cunty Bear! he screamed maniacally as he began to slip and slide in the mega moistness. He spied a 400 foot roll of coaxial cable disappearing at an alarming rate into the borehole. Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey must surely be descending the blowhole! He jumped in. Much to his dismay he found himself on interstate 13 the monkey tumbling ahead of him as if on an umbilical chord. Ocean City whizzed by in seconds. He reached for the end of the coaxial cable but missed. He could here Magogo screaming, "help me Daddy-------help me Daddy!!!" Stay tuned for the continuing adventures of the KodyBear and Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey!
Posted by anonymous at January 21, 2006 9:16 AMNo. NO! The Kodybear is not allowed to be chemically crazed or chemically ANYTHING any more!
the dragonlady has spoken.
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