February 22, 2006

Ashlee Simpson (and a few other favorites!)

Silly Ashlee!
I hate Ashlee Simpson with a passion.

Everytime I hear LOLOLOVE on my car radio I want to kill someone.

She is ugly, annoying, and looks like a bird.

Even with that said, she can't sing well at all.

I think I can sing better.

If only I had a slutty older sister and a huge nose
Simpson
Then maybe I'd be famous.

And thats the end of my prose.
AND HER TOO
Hohan
(Thats Lindsay Lohan believe it or not)
Hope your fingernails turn yellow and fall off.


Spears
And if this one could look into the future...
Spears


Stamos
And last but not least....Uncle Jesse & the alien twins

Posted by anonymous at February 22, 2006 8:30 PM
Comments

LMAO....hahahaha you seriously made my night

Posted by: at February 22, 2006 8:57 PM

I think ashlee simpson is hot. her sister is not. But she CANT sing, some1 else sings for her (SNL anyone?) she cant dance and she is a retard, I'd never want to be friends with her, but i'd like to see her naked maybe... shes hot. not like a bird... wtf that makes no sence. I dont liker her either but w/e. go live in a cave with a hermit with no radio so all your problems go away, mmkay?

Posted by: anon at February 23, 2006 4:15 AM

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Posted by: at February 23, 2006 11:12 AM

I totally agree with your post. You made my night too.

All those artificial Hollywood idiots need to get a grip on reality. A lot of our nation's problems would be solved if they weren't so damn greedy.

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 12:34 PM

hollywood has a grip on reality, and the reality is "You'll become rich acting like a moron as long as you're hot." It's not their fault the majority of society is low enough on the moron scale to actually make this reality what it is.

Back to what I originally wanted to say. That picture of Jessica makes me want to masturbate.

Posted by: at February 24, 2006 9:37 AM

Wow, I'm dismayed to discover that so many readers of this site give a shit about any of those dumb bitches. There's clearly a lot more 14 year-old girls than I suspected! How disappointing!

Why would you ever allow such inanity to effect your life or occupy your mind and time?!? Does it really need saying that they're stupid and greedy???

How about not feeding the machine at all? How about not paying attention or letting it get to you, or better yet, even acknowledging that they exist? You're only making the beast grow with your bitching.

Anyone that wastes their time or mine with this bullshit should be bitch-slapped!
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Posted by: at March 2, 2006 1:33 AM

I HATE ASHLEY SIMPSON SHE IS SO UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE AN SICK CHICKEN . SHE IS SUCH A WANNA-B
SHE WANTS TO B PUNK ROCK BUT ALL SHE IS IS A SISSY BASTERD WHO THINK SHE IS COOL AN SHE CANT CARRY A TUNE FOR A SECOND SHE IS SUCH A FAKE SLUT AND NEEDS TO GET OVER HER SELF.

Posted by: kerri at March 2, 2006 7:58 PM

I think Kerri's jealous...and 12 years old...

Posted by: at March 5, 2006 7:32 AM

U r so sad for making this site/blog haven't you got better things to do. You're probably ugly and stupid so you're jealous of these succesful girls. Anyway do you honestly think Ashlee and the others care what you think? She'd probably pee herself laughing at you if she saw this.Get over YOURSELF loser.

Posted by: Anna at April 10, 2006 12:01 PM

EFF U WE CAN SAY WAT EVER THE HELL IZ ON OUR MINDZ.. THEY R CELEBZ & THEY R ASKIN 4 IT.. ACTIN ALL SLUTTY N GOIN ANOREXIC N GOIN OUT WITH OUT MAKE UP N SHIT SO THERE !!!

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