February 23, 2006

S0me RaNtz

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My mentally challenged half-brother, as a cute baby!

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My momma, before she became bed ridden, at the hair salon.

As an african american homosexual male with a mentally challenged half-brother, I can identify with this concern of "thats all that males care about" Well, as a homosexual this is my stereotype. I can honestly [say] that not all men think like this. My brother doesn't, I certainly don't. However, my father did. This is why he left me, my mentally challenged half-brother, and my overweight mother to chase after a white girl named Allison Webster. They are together now, and have been since I was very young. My mother, out of pure sadness decided to have another child but did not know how. So, she convinced my father to come back for just one night. And, that one night my brother was created. But he died nine months later, upon his birth. So, she had to find another father. His name was Ethan W. Jones and he lived on the upper east side with his wife, Charlize and his two daughters Monique and Shuawna. He came up to my door one day and I let him in, and he instructed me to run outside and play with the other boys. Except, no one would play with me due to my lisp. When Ethan left that day, I knew I was different. Five in a half months later, my mentally challenged half brother was born. Except, he was not the normal preemie. He was huge, and happy! We did not know of his conditions until years later when I discovered my true sexuality. Well, now I am honestly happy. It's so amazing to be able to look at a man now without regret. My mother loves me so, even though she cannot move from her bed anymore.

The only problem is that, readers...you think that your lives are so bad. They really aren't, it could be worse, so please just be happy that you didn't g row up in an inner city shithole like I did. Thank you.

Posted by anonymous at February 23, 2006 11:31 AM
Comments

Please, do not call me 'nigger,' 'fag,' 'faggot,' 'gay'. I've heard it all before.

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 11:35 AM

Is it just me, or is the only purpose of this site to for people to boast about how terrible their lives are.

Newsflash: Nobody cares.

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 12:41 PM

Och - this poor african american homosexual male with a mentally challenged half-brother and a mother of all mountains, stop interfearing with the posts and better still, give up and die!!!!!!

Posted by: Anon at February 23, 2006 3:18 PM

The plight of being an african american homosexual with a mentally challenged half brother is bad enough, and you people are making it 10 times worse!!!!!!!!!11!!!! My mentally challenged half brother just bit my big toe because i'm yelling and now the bichons are barking!

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 3:40 PM

nigger

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 3:50 PM

Och, this poor african american homosexual is getting a tad boring, whoops, actually extremely boring.
How can you enjoy the sound of your voice?
It reminds me of that teacher doing the morning role call in Ferris Buellers day off - drone drone sniffle dribble.
Your comments are tedious and mundane.
Give it up loser.

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 4:03 PM

The truth will set you free!

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 4:10 PM

Aye, it will set me free from you!

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 4:12 PM

You are racist

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 4:27 PM

Am I the only one who found this pretty damn amusing?

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 9:15 PM

PS - I wonder who those people really are haha

Posted by: at February 23, 2006 9:16 PM

work is freedom

Posted by: at February 25, 2006 10:55 AM

You are a TURDBURGLING BLACKASS BUTTPIRATE.
Nice post.
Very creative.
It harkens me back to the days when I had to share a bedroom with my 750 lb. scat munching sister. The rest of the trailer was used as a bondage dungeon by my mom and dad who were total freaks. It is a wonder that I turned out normal. And you think that you had it bad.
Shut up and stop complaining.

Your's Truly,
Vador The Dominator

Posted by: at February 25, 2006 11:07 AM

LMAO

Posted by: at February 25, 2006 12:19 PM

You know..i'm sorry that we call ourselves human and still fail to show humanity...and, It saddens me that we all can be so shallow...

so, if the person who submitted the truth, which I choose to believe is the case...I admire your resilience...you show that there is still hope for humanity..

i know that i will get a lot of nasty remarks for this post...so, to all of those people who choose to do so...Get a life!!

Posted by: UC at February 25, 2006 2:19 PM

I agree with the above poster, I think this is the truth. Who would go into such detail if it were all lies? I feel very sorry for you, sir. I admire your ability to move on after all the hardship you have encountered.

Posted by: at February 26, 2006 2:06 PM

This is not a joke, that is a picture of my nephew Jerome. This poster got it off images.google.com after they typed in the name "Jerome" in fact, it is on my website. I'm very upset by this, please do something about it!

Posted by: at February 26, 2006 6:29 PM

Hey, nice title dude
"AFRICAN AMERICAN HOMOSEXUAL MALE WITH A MENTALLY CHALLENGED HALF BROTHER"

Bet i can come up with a longer one though

"GUY WHO REALLY HATES THE LOSER CALLING HIMSELF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN HOMOSEXUAL MALE WITH A MENTALLY CHALLENGED HALF BROTHER BECAUSE HE'S POSTING REALLY LAME STUFF"

Posted by: at February 28, 2006 5:23 AM

Seriously! Glad to see he stopped conributing to other posts finally - maybe we drove him off. Even if by some chance it was the truth, it's nothing to brag about. Not to say that there's anything wrong with the details, but with the way he used them! You're basically saying you're superior to everyone else, and, yes, BRAGGING, about your "difficulties". Not to mention all the damn comments saying the same thing.

If it's a joke, NOT FUNNY. And if not, totally pathetic - you clearly haven't accepted yourself, or your family. If you really loved your brother you wouldn't need to tell everyone he's mentally-challenged!

Posted by: at March 1, 2006 4:19 AM

No, I didn't go away. And I really do love my brother, with all of my heart and soul. I'm pointing out the fact that he is mentally challenged so that people know of his trials, and maybe someone else can relate

Until Next Time
M.L.J.

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