Why oh Why is that when women take it as their god given right for guy go down on her BUT its akin to selling their soul for them to give you a blowjob??????
I have had that experience so many times where going for the blowjob is so...
"do you really want me to?? "
"Look, you are really hot and all but its just not my thing"...
"I dont just do this for anyone and you should feel really special"...
"Why do guys expect girls to do blowjobs?"
"Its gross"
"just don't expect me to do this all the time"
"going down on me is different to doing blowjobs (could never work that out""
"its iky"
"No! not even if you put whipped cream and chocolate on it"
"ok, as long as I dont have to take it all in and can just lick it a bit"
"I will just blow on it as long I dont have to put my mouth on it"
"don't cum in my mouth"
"I would prefer to jerk you off, if thats ok"
Alternatively she likes to say for cunnilingus
"so you want to fuck me, so you should be happy to lick me"
"it so gets me hot, pleeeese"
"if you really want to see me again you will do it"
"its heaven when you do that"
"think yourself lucky I am letting you do it to me"
"this is what I need"
"don't just use your fingers, lick me"
"you should do this to me all the time"
"its not gross, its all about how you look at it"
"better than fucking"
"my juice is better than swallowing cum"
"there, will you do it with chocolate on it?"
I love to eat pussy. One of my favorite pastimes.
If she wants you to eat her w/o returning the favor, though. Do her doggy style and jam your thumb in her ass w/o warning.
Posted by: PerkyLover at April 17, 2006 6:09 AMwomen are pigs thats all there is to it. most of them do believe that its ok to have your face planted in one of the nastiest holes on earth but not to have their mouth wrapped around yours. And i say nasty not because i dont like sex or that i might be gay or anything like that. But have you ever seen the array of things that a woman will put up her cunt and think nothing of it. It's worse than the junk drawer in the kitchen.
Posted by: at April 18, 2006 12:58 PMDitto on loving to eat pussy. I ave been married for 18 years and my wife still won't suck my cock. I have begged, explained, bartered, (me eating her for her blowing me)she will never change. She is a selfish lover. I will still eat her though because I think its fun! I'll just try to make it less pleasurable for her, ya right!
Posted by: at April 18, 2006 3:09 PMYa wanna know why women are not thrilled about fellatio? Because all you guys use "Suck my dick" or "cocksucker" as insults. How is that supposed to make the concept attractive to us?
Posted by: at April 20, 2006 7:26 AMHahahaha, who says they'll just blow on it?? That girl is my hero.
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