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DOUBLE TOP SECRET BREAKING NEWS FLASH

PRELIMINARY FILMING OF THE KODYBEAR MOVIE HAS BEGUN

His Excellency has shot some footage and some still pics at studios of Low Life Films at an undisclosed double top secret location in Delaware. It has been made known to this reporter that the Bear has been running rampant on remote control vehicles and making increasingly excessive demands on the films producers. Apparently,upon threat of castration,the executive producer has been forced to import an astonishing variety of endangered frogs and marmits in order to assuage His Excellency's increasing appetite for sodomy. The films budget is already feeling the impact and a separate account has been set up for the purchase of AA batteries used by all of the cast members. Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey been through eight battery changes alone rehearsing his lines.

just in !!!

A seagull was shot in the neck with a pneumatic pistol in the back parking lot of an East Coast electronics store. A small piece of paper was found by investigators hanging out of the animals ass. It is believed to contain some of the double top secret KodyBear movie script. Judge for yourself.

MANAGER
Marine, what is that button on your

body

armor?

SALES ASSOCIATE

A Magogo button, sir.

MANAGER

Where'd you get it?

SALES ASSOCIATE

I don't

remember, sir.

MANAGER

What is that you've got written

on your

helmet?

SALES ASSOCIATE

"Born to sodomize," sir.

MANAGER

You write "Born to Sodomize" on your helmet and

you wear a

Magogo button. What's that

supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?!

SALES ASSOCIATE

No, sir.

MANAGER

You'd better get your head

and your ass wired

together, or I will take a giant shit on you!

SALES ASSOCIATE

Yes, sir.

MANAGER

Now answer my question or

you'll be standing

tall before the Bear.

SALES ASSOCIATE

think I was trying to suggest something

about the duality of truck stop toys,
sir.

MANAGER

The what?

SALES ASSOCIATE

The

duality of KodyBear. The Magogo thing, sir.

MANAGER

Whose

electronic store are you in, son?

SALES ASSOCIATE

Our store, sir.

MANAGER

Don't you love your company?

SALES ASSOCIATE

Yes,

sir.

MANAGER

Then how about getting with the program?

Why don't you jump on the team and come

on in for the big win?

SALES ASSOCIATE

Yes, sir!

MANAGER

Son, all I've ever asked

of my sale associates is that

they obey my orders as they would the word

of God. We are here to help the KodyBears,

because inside every

KodyBear there is a
Magogo trying to get out. It's a hardball

world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until

this sodomy craze blows

over.

SALES ASSOCIATE

Aye-aye, sir

Posted by anonymous at April 24, 2006 9:39 AM