My girlfriend is house sitting for her sister. While at her sister's house the other night, I ran over the neighbor's cat. It must have been sleeping under my back tire and when I left I backed over it. I feel horrible. It was an old cat and the family had it for MANY years.
That family was out on vacation too. We took the cat and threw it in a dumpster. The family will never know what hapapened to their cat.
Posted by anonymous at July 3, 2006 10:31 AMYou are a lowlife piece of cawardly crap. Just tell her you did it and get on with it, you idiot!
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 11:14 AMFuck It. It's just a cat.
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 11:47 AMCats are the favorite pets of Witches.
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 1:13 PMMr. Smart Guy says...
Yes, the family may never know; however, you and your current girl friend do. You accidently killed a part of their family.
Show some compassion! Retrieve the cat from the dumpster and place it in a wooden box or wrap it in some clean rags. Wait until the family returns and then you and your girlfriend knock on their door. Explain the incident to them and let them know you have their cats remains should they want to bury it. Apologize and humble yourself. You will be a better person in the long run.
You are going through all that trouble for smelly cat?
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 2:13 PMI dont see how you could look youre neighbor in the eyes when you talk to them again. Get the fuckin cat out of the dumpster give it to them and tell them what you did. Be a man, take responsibility for what you did, and youre damn lucky it wasnt a kid behind youre vehicle you fuck faced bitchmonkey. Fuckin pay attention to what youre doing when youre driving. You coward.
Posted by: a broke bastard at July 3, 2006 2:56 PMA dumpster should be big enough to fit aleast 3 dead childen.
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 4:57 PMBad dog!! Bad Dog!! I've killed many peoples beloved pets. Often in a drug induced rage. Sleep well my friend. In time these memories will fade.
Posted by: at July 3, 2006 5:13 PM