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Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey

Sources close to Low Life Films report that His Excellency's South Eastern US Tour is delayed due to electrical-mechanical(pronounced as one word) issues. His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear was unavailable for comment however we were able to secure an audience with former SAGTRA CEO Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey. As we approached the back lot of Low Life Films we saw Magogo sitting on a cinder block drinking a Colt 45 and surrounded by a hoard of flys.

Mr. Magogo How do you feel about being part of His Excellency's South Eastern US Tour?

Now yo listen here. I don't wants to go to Kentucky. Dey rednecks dere. Dey be hangin Magogos an sit.

Where is His Excellency Kody R Bear?

Oh. He drunk. He gone to some Indian Pow Wow or some bullshit like dat. He don't care iffin de tail lights don't work. He He He don't care to much for these flys no how.

What is you current outlook on your career as a Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey?

Well I don't sings and dance much anymo you know since Dr. Warren Wesphyn,bless his soul, installed my speech card. Hey! Did you see Daddy N Them with Andy Grifinth,ole Billy Bob Thorton and Laura Dern? Yo man did yo see dat Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey dat bitch had? Ever time dey git to drinkin an a fightin she clap her hands and it start singin. Remind me of de way I used to be. Oh I guess I got Plenty of time long as I's gots AA battrys. All I really wants to do is go back to Africa.

Mr. Magogo what would you do in Africa?

Shit. I go back to Zimbabwe. Oh how me an Mr. Mugabe used to have so much fun togerther talkin about inflatin de elephant population stealin tractors,smokin umbungee and runnin white folks off dey farms. May haps he even give me back de turd ranch. All I knows now is de girlutrds.

Mr. Magogo would it be fair to say that your living in the past to some degree? That your thinking is irrational? His Excellency Robert G Mugabe has already stated that you will be hunted down and killed in Zimbabwe. Indy has been gone for over three years now. Is it necessary to remind you that you are an indentured servant to His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear? What is that smell? It smells like plastic. What are you smoking?

Dis de bess RG-6 coaxtial cable yo can git. I Lights it up an de plastic burn down to de cable an I gets me a big ass hit. Feel like somebody done hit me in de head wif a baseball bat. Hey man reach in dere an git me one o dem high garavity beers an I tells yo sumfin bout de KodyBear. He talk a good good but he ain't do shit anymore. He stay fucked up all de time. He don't even sodomize anymo. He ain't give a damn what I does or where I goes. I gots whats called seniority man. I done been wid de KodyBear longer dan anyone.

Mr. Magogo what is it like being in the care of the Dragon Lord?

Dat muthafucka crazy man. He allin to get some mushrooms now. He say he want two ounces an him work for de govment. Now de Dragon lady she real nice to me. I likes her a lot. She crazy too do. He He Dey both just a couple of old hippies.

Mr Magogo do you think you will ever return to the East Coast Electronics store?

Oh yas I's gwine to return mayhaps right afta de Holiday because dats nere where de Dragon Lord a gonna get his mushrooms. I probably come in an make some public service announcements like I used to do.

Mr, Magogo just one more question. Will His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear be available for a July 4th interview?

Oh Yas. Dat Bear he probably sober up by den iffin he know dey is a publicity opportunity.

Thank You Mister Magogo.