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****BREAKING NEWS****

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear,his servant Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Low Life Film's Executive Producers arrived in Eastern Kentucky last night to begin their search for the elusive "goddamn goddamn." The expedition will be guided by world renown gunshot wound expert-geologist-historian-astronomer(pronmounced as one word) Dick Buzzard. Their gracious host is Yogi Segundi. Breaking News reporters found the expedition members preparing for the evenings festivities.

Dick Buzzard: "Well what I want to know is where is the mutherfuckin goddamn goddamn!?"

Dragon Lord: "Wait a minute. We drove His Excellency and Mr, Magogo all the way from our double triple top secret location
in Delaware,which is really in Maryland under the assumption that you knew where it was!"

Dragon lady: "Yes Prefect I agree, this is preposterous."

Magogo: "Man dey shaw nuff is a lot of dogs round here. And a lot of dog turds to boot!"

His Excellency: "Don't even start. I've had enough of your monkey brained ideas. I'm telling you there is no industry to be made in dog
turds so don't even ask me to invest."

Yogi Segundi: "Industry? Dog turds?"

His Excellency: " Don't even listen to that bloody evil thing. I don't even know why I keep him around anymore. I'm telling you Yogi his
brain is filled with rubbish and the only industry he knows is selling turds. I mean look at him! He's completely
buggered!

Dick Buzzard: "So Dragon Lord did you bring them mushrooms?"

Dragon Lord: "Well we were going to pick them up in the vicinity of his Excellency's East Coast Electronics Store. Regrettably
the package was not ready."

Dick Buzzard: "Then you can forget about finding the goddamn goddamn. Can't get to it without the goddamn mushrooms."

Magogo: "I bet iffin Mr. Smart Guy was here he know how to find it an he probly come nince to doin it widout de mushrooms.
Yass he one smart muthafucka. Yo read dat stuff he write on anonyblog? Dat nigga be talkin some serious sense
man. I likes what he had to say about dat ole cat in de dumsta."

His Excellency: You see? This is what I'm talking about. Buggered! Nothing he says has any relevance. We must make a plan.
Now we must postpone our search. I say we do what we always do. Let's get drunk,discharge some big handguns,
eat and shoot off the fireworks!"


His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear in his magnanimous generosity has donated his time to Breaking news reporters on this national holiday to give you this rare opportunity.