HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR MAKES SELECTED PICTURES OF HIS SOUTH EASTERN US TOUR AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC VIEWING ON SONY'S IMAGE STATION!
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2122782791
MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN LOW LIFE FILMS DRESSING ROOM!
This just in: His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Benevolence Kody R Bear has attended an Indian Pow Wow and also the Chicken Festival in Ocean City Maryland. His Excellency did not molest any of the Native Americans. However at least one chicken was not so lucky. The not so benevolent Bear sodomized the poor bird which clang to life for a short time before expiring. In a magnanimous show of supreme generosity His Eminence has made the images available through the above link.
Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey has not been so fortunate. He was found passed out in his dressing room this past Saturday. The Monkey was found in a corner,his battery compartment open,surrounded by empty High Gravity containers and a variety of devises used in the smoking of coaxial cable. It seems the animal was distraught about a recent conflict with His Excellency Kody R Bear. Dr. Warren Wesphyn has been notified and the Monkey is in stable condition at this time.
Last night after an appearance in Virginia Beach His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear,accompanied by Magogo the Singing Macarena Monkey,made their way to a local bar for a few dops. Sources in the bar report that the Bear soon became drunk and belligerent. He was heard to be arguing with Magogo about the fact that the Monkey had hidden some Kentucky dog-turds in his battery compartment against His Excellency's wishes. The situation quickly turned violent when the hapless ape at one point neglected to address the Bear by his title. Patrons scurried for safety as the Bear began his assault on Magogo. They watched in horror as the Monkey was beaten about his head and face,as the Kody extended his hydraulic penis,as his powerful yogurt pumps were turned on,as he penetrated the battery compartment and the Monkey was filled with strawberry yogurt. At this point,not realizing that His Excellency is above the law,a Virginia Beach police officer entered the bar. The Bear quickly disarmed him and performed his first sodomy of an on duty police officer.
Sources close to Low Life Films report that shooting will resume as soon as Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey is sober.
As if Magogo will ever sober up.
Posted by: at July 9, 2006 12:44 PM