Anonyblog

I cast my eyes downward and kneel before the splendor!!!!!

Wow. There is a grown-ass man out there writing all of these posts. How do you live? What do you do for a living that affords you the time and energy to clog up the internet with your idiotic banter? Is there no more room your neighborhood bar's bathroom wall? Is your wife not dressing sexily enough for you? I doubt you're married- more likely you're some middle-aged loser with no social skills whose only outlet for his manic frustrations is this website. I can only imagine how satisfying it must be for you to ruin something that had such potential.

I also predict that your only friends are this site, a chatroom and your many cats.

Believe it or not this is what I do for a Living. I do not involve myself with chat rooms and I've wound up killing every cat that has come into my life. That includes leopards and lions. I only go to bars when I have a gig. I have no wife. My social skills are quite refined. I have at least 10 true friends in my life and that's more than many can say. My education along with my world travel would make me a fine adversary should you wish to engage me in any debate. I'm just here for the fun plus I get paid well for it. I'm full grown!

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear at your service!

Commentor #1 His Benevolence smiles upon you!

You must note the Adolf Hitler mustache in this image-likeness. No other KodyBear that you will ever find will have this feature! You may at some time find a KodyBear on E-Bay which you must purchase and modify to your needs.

My needs are simple and involve a can of kerosine and his eminence plus a book of matches and a permit to burn his eminence in effigy of the Kody bear poster

muhahahahhahaha

All you negative commenters, get a life, willya? Why do these posts bother you so? There has been a lot of crap posted on this blog that is much, much worse than the Kody and Magogo posts. Try developing a sense of humor!

I was being ernest. Burning the bear in effigy of you is better than you!

Uh, that would be "kerosene" and "earnest"---unless, of course, you like to pretend your name is Ernest.

so sue me.
Frankly I was not wearing my 'old-person' glasses when I was typing, and I am a very bad typist.
The thought did occur to capitalize the E in ernest.
I am having fun too, so why not chill out and get rid of some angst by 'dissing' the bear and the poster for it?
It sounds as if the bear poster can handle himself/ herself just fine anyway... so that some 'ribbing' should not be that uncomfortable.

Yes indeed!

Somehow I am not comforted by your 'yes indeed', I have a feeling that what I meant by 'ribbing' may have been taken out of context.
'Shiver me timbers'

Avast, matey!

no
NO
NOOOO
CAPTAIN

Nope, nope, nope. The "yes indeed" referred to the sentence in your comment that said "I am having fun too..."

I like to have fun too ... Like weeing on people's hubcaps (demarcating my teritory) and throwing dog turds over into my neighbours yard (you can have a lot of fun taking aim and seeing if you can hit his cat with them) ... I also like to um ... er ... sorry can't remember what I was going to say ... K bye ...

- Bob

I would hate to think that my comments hurt your feeling OP!
Why are you not having any fun?