July 10, 2006
MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY IN ALL OF HIS GLORY SET AGAINST A BLUE SKY!
BREAKING NEWS reporters have learned that His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear has discovered the secret to posting his image-likeness(pronounced as one word). However,sources close to the klan say that the credit should go to Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey. We found Magogo lucid and recovering well from his cable binge.
Mr. Magogo so it was actually you who discovered the image-secret?
Yassa. But I cants takes all de credit no suh. Satan help me do it.
Satan? The Devil?
Yeah. De one on dis page jus below here. De one wid de titties. I clicks on his likeness-image and follows de trail backwards!
Mr. Magogo how do you and his Excellency intend to use this new power?
Well,Yo know we just post image-liknesses of sit and stuff,nothin bad fo dey childrens. We just tryin to overtake de intranet and stuff. Like new image-liknesses be commin out of Low Life Films all de time now. We just try to promotes our new movie and stuff and sit.
Do you think that either you or His Excellency will ever post anything of substance or value?
Oh Yass! Mayhaps we get around to it sooner or later. Right now we just funnin and stuff. What we gots to do now is learn to make de image-likenesses bigger. Yo know . Bigger dan life. Kinda like Robert Duvalle in dem westerns.
Mr. Magogo what do you think Mr. Duvalle's reaction would be to meeting you?
Oh,he shoot my ass fo sho.
Thank You Mr. Magogo
Be Sho and clik on de image-likenesses to make dem bigger dan life. Yo can see de beginnins of my gold chain disease! How Yo go to de bathroom with all dat sit on? Dey always ask.
Posted by: Mr.magogo at July 10, 2006 4:33 PMThat is a dinosaur dick!
Posted by: at July 10, 2006 9:01 PMWhat I want to know is, how do I get the rare privilege of bearing Magogo's child?
Posted by: at July 11, 2006 7:55 PM