July 10, 2006

Definitions

It has come to my attention that the liberal left have distorted the English language by making up non-sensical phrases to describe things and activities that have been easily defined for hundreds of years. The true meanings of these propagandish phrases are as follows:
Embrace diversity-love a nigger, spic, wap, chink, or sand nigger
Empower women-have politicians looking for votes allow the courts to become communistic tools to give women money from fathers getting screwed by the system so they won't tax the welfare wystem and get handouts with less shame
gay rights-allow fags and dykes to sodomise and copulate without getting castrated or de-cunt lipped
domestic violence-what happens when a husband catches his bitch sucking his neighbors dick
wetland-a worthless swamp that should be used for a garbage dump but liberals want it for "wildlife"
undocumented alien-a spic in the USA illegally
politically correct-what the unhappy commentors to this post will attempt to define so readers will think they are "in the know" and "cool"

Posted by anonymous at July 10, 2006 6:33 PM
Comments

Finally, an intelligent person that has the courage to speak the truth!! More power to you!!

Posted by: at July 10, 2006 10:28 PM

I'd say 250,000 volts at 5 Ampers should do it!

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 12:59 AM

More amps please.

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 1:26 AM

You must be a city nigger.

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 5:57 AM

What an ass.

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 11:50 AM

fucking right on the button there my man.

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 1:20 PM

I thought the Elephants were in?

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 1:37 PM

I hope your not serious.

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 2:35 PM

WTF? ELEPHANTS? They should be shot,at thirty yards or less with at least a 375 H&H magnum in the ear or between the eyes. The heart shot is usually not an option as you may have to track them for a couple of days. This is not acceptable considering the trophy fee you will pay. WTF?

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 5:15 PM

What a load of ignorant, bigoted crap. Oh, wait---I meant, what a quantity of intellectually challenged, racially insensitive person-feces (pronounced as one word).

Posted by: at July 11, 2006 7:54 PM

Asses/Elephants

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 3:24 AM

No one posting here has said one word that actually refutes what the original poster said was true. You know why? BECAUSE IT IS TRUE.

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 11:20 AM

No, it's because intelligent people don't want to dignify this bullshit post with any kind of thoughtful answer.

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 11:46 AM

To the OP and sympathizers:
Come here and say that....
Oh that is why you are here. Too obvious is too dangerous is it not?
Say it in public if you dare, anony posting does not really count as forum for real bravery put your money where your mouth (fingers really) is.

The we shall see how much support you have. Until then STFU.

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 11:55 AM

I had a crackhead nigger with a 45 to my head and you know what I did? I CALLED HIM A NIGGER. Fuck you!!!!

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 7:17 PM

Boy the liberal Fags and bitches din't like this one, did they?

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 7:18 PM

This is crazy. I would consider myself to be a conservative, and I find this extremely offensive. This makes me consider whether this is a serious post. It's amazing that there are people still around that think this way.

How can anyone say these things and think that they're standing up for the truth? The OP might have had some bad experiences in the past that have caused him to write this (especially if the "crackhead with a 45" poster is the OP).

The liberal left and most conservatives (unfortunately not all) think that all people are equal, and that white people are not the "best race". Race doesn't even really exist, as we are all part of the human race, with physical differences being superficial. When you consider all the things that make up a human being (organ systems, brain activity, etc.) then consider that all the people on earth have those things in common, then I hope you can see that your beliefs about race aren't true at all.

Posted by: at July 12, 2006 10:05 PM

Last commenter: Thank you. I also think that the OP did this on purpose to bring out those who are not entirely savory in the way the hold their opinions.
but since they are out:
250,000 Volts is 250 milillion Millivolts= One Millivolt for each Light year it takes the Sun of this solar system to travel around the core of the Milky-way.
5 Amps one amp at that voltage is enough to kill you. The 1st Amp is for the one-ness of the creative force behind that cycle, the 2nd Amp is for the fire beings (that are also called the angels) commanded to revere obediant humans, the 3rd Amp is for the teachers who came and revealed the lessons some do not follow, the 4th Amp is for the living justice extant in the human world, the 5th Amp is for the final judgement where all is purged from darkness such as some display.

With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(1)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(2)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(3)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(4)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(5)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(6)
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.(7)
So let it be by my word and my will and the will of those who sympathize with this sentiment this spell.
Amen
With these 5 Amps and that 250,000 'Milli' reasons I ask that you and anyone who sympathizes be bound over for the duration until the coming of the day that cannot be postponed. Let the divine will it so.

Posted by: at July 13, 2006 4:08 AM

As to the last comment: WTF?

What is particularly offensive in the OP, at least to me, is the domestic violence "definition." Add to it his twisted "definition" of empowering women, and what emerges is a picture of a misogynistic, child-support dodging deadbeat.

Posted by: at July 13, 2006 4:38 AM

Boy the last poster must be a child support welfare drawing bitch!!! the op really got under her skin. She must also have been caught sucking her neighbors dick since that got to her so much.
Also one last defination: Deadbeat Dad- One who flails the female that is extorting money thru the communistic court system until she is DEAD. FUCK YOU!!!! Knew I would bring out the fags and bitches on this one!!

Posted by: at July 13, 2006 2:25 PM

To the person who did the "spell":

Do not search for God in spells and witchcraft. These things are useless practices, that only harm people, as well as yourself. You can obtain knowledge of God and communion with Him not through vain repetitions, but through prayer, fasting, good works, faith, and love.

You have been misled to believe that this witchcraft that you practice is the Truth. Although you seem to try honor God, whom you call "the divine", this way of thinking is full of false wisdom. Only God is wise, and to find that wisdom and the sense of goodness and holiness, read the Bible.

To those who think the Bible worthless or full of lies: that itself is a horrible lie. The words of the Bible are beautiful and full of life and wisdom. Those who say it is not usually not have spent enough time reading through it to see what it's all about. I would quote the Bible, but I do not have it with me right now. The words of the Bible are true and wonderful, and I find that when I read them, I feel a sense of beautiful peace, which I attribute to the Holy Spirit. If you are critical and cynical of Christianity, then please read the Bible. Search for the Lord, and He will grant you peace, love, and life. Amen.

Posted by: at July 13, 2006 11:28 PM

A spell is just another way to pray, and witchcraft and paganism were around thousands of years before Christianity. Witchcraft doesn't harm anyone if it is used for positive purposes, as all Wiccans know that what you send out comes back to you threefold. To use negative spells will only rebound on the caster and cause even more harm than is done to the target of the spell. If the commenter who has brought up the Bible would educate him/herself about Wicca, he/she would know this, and discover that most Christian rituals and holidays, if not all of them, are simply adaptations of earlier pagan practices. What you call God, we call the Divine, or the All. It's the same God with a different name.

As for the Bible, the gospels that are included in the Bible were chosen by emperor Constantine in the third century. (Constantine converted to Chrristianity on his deathbed for political purposes.) There are more gospels that he did not include: the gospels of Judas, Mary, and Nicodemus, to name a few, so the contents of the Bible that you depend so heavily upon were chosen by a man, not God.

We reject the patriarchal dogma of Christianity. All life comes from the union of male and female. We see the Chrisatian "God the Father", but we also recognize the female aspect of the Deity, missing in Christianity.

And spells do work. I know, because every one I have cast has worked (and were only for positive purposes, unlike the one in an earlier comment). I'm sure that Christians will tell me that "the devil" made them work in order to fool me---but that would be a positive act on the part of your devil, wouldn't it? The image of the devil with his horns is an invention of Christianity; they took the stag, the horned god of nature, and deomonized it in order to gain ascendancy over paganism.

A little education would open your mind---but Christians are not known for being open-minded.

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 5:08 AM

I am the original poster and I just got struck by lightning. Help me...help me...Aaaahhhhhh!

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 11:53 AM

Why? I read the quraan and I kind of agree with the spell caster

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 5:55 PM

Not knowing me, you have incorrectly judged who I am, and what kind of person I am. I will let that go, because I know that I have been guilty of the same thing. You seem to think that I am not educated in Wicca (or paganism), and while I am not very educated in it, I know about all the things you mentioned in your comment.

The Christian holiday of Christmas celebrates the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ. If I remember correctly, the date of December 25 was used previously as a winter celebration by the Romans, and possibly by other peoples. It probably true that Christmas was chosen to be on this date for that reason, as the actual birth date of Christ is not known for sure by people today, and probably not back then either. However, I do not see what you try to prove by bringing this up. This does not prove a point. This only shows that early Roman Christians tried to integrate Christianity into the lives of the people by keeping the date of a major holiday the same. Easter's date was not originally occupied by a previous pagan holiday. It is possible that the English name "Easter" was roughly derived from a European goddess, but even this is controversial.

I know about the Gnostic gospels. Those gospels are not considered to have been written by divinely inspired people for a reason. The gospels that you have mentioned include beliefs that were based in Gnostic mysticism. In the gospel of Judas, it tells of Jesus laughing at the disciples when they were giving thanks to God for their food. This was because the Gnostics believed that the god who created the Earth was not God the Father of Jesus Christ. Also, Constantine didn’t choose gospels to be in the Bible. He called together a council of bishops in the First Council of Nicaea. In addition, the council did not choose gospels at all, but instead were to decide over which beliefs about Christianity would be considered to be true.

The “Christian dogma” that you reject is the Truth, whether you accept it or not. Let me repeat myself when I say, "please read the Bible". The problem as I see it is that people judge the Bible and, therefore, Christianity, from what other people have told them about it. On the rare occasions that they read the Bible, there is little time spent on it at all. I have found that both nonbelievers and Christians seem to have done this. It is possible that many of them don’t think it worth their time to spend any long amounts of time reading the Bible. In doing so, they cheat themselves out of knowledge and peace.

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 8:23 PM

Reading the Bible has not changed my mind. I still maintain that it was written by men, not the divine.

You say: " He called together a council of bishops in the First Council of Nicaea. In addition, the council did not choose gospels at all, but instead were to decide over which beliefs about Christianity would be considered to be true." I ask: What is the difference between choosing which books were included in the Bible , and deciding which beliefs about Christianity were true? It seems you're comparing apples to...apples.

As for Easter, its date changes every year. That's because it falls on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the spring equinox. As most, if not all, pagan celebrations revolved around moon cycles, equinoxes and solstices, I maintain that Easter is an adaptation of the pagan spring fertility celebration, complete with fertility symbols such as eggs, baby chicks, and the ever fertile rabbit. The goddess worshipped at this festival, by the way, was Oestre.

I'm not judging you or trying to indicate that I know anything about what kind of person you are. That was not the point of my comment at all. I am perfectly happy to accept that you believe as you do; after all, the whole point is to live life in a positive manner. I am just not the kind of person who can accept things on faith. I can only believe in what I have proof of. Believe me when I tell you that I have tried to believe as you do; I have opened up my heart and asked God to enter...but no matter how hard I tried, it did not happen. God did not come to me; all I got was a deafening silence. If you want to pray for me to hear your God speak to me, please do. I'd love to know what I'm missing. But in the meantime, I have found peace in my beliefs. And may I say, I am glad that our conversation has been more civilized than the others about religion that have been posted here.

Posted by: at July 15, 2006 4:57 AM

Wow, this post turned into the debate of the "best superstitions". Aaaagh!

Posted by: at July 15, 2006 12:20 PM

The emotional energy will feed the spell and it will grow.
I do not think small OP
I told you not provoke me before.
Live your life and be happy mortal...for now

Posted by: at July 15, 2006 3:46 PM

It will be ultimately up to this person whether or not he/she will see the errors of their ways. But as for your spell, what are you trying to accomplish? What do you think the spell will do?

I know you probably won't accept it, but I want to help you. If you think this sounds conceited, then go ahead and think that, but turning to spells and magic is not a good thing to do. Even if they worked, that doesn't mean that what you're doing is good. The Bible mentions several times of people who practiced magic turning from their previous ways and following the word of God. It mentions people gathering up their own books of magic and burning them publicly, thereby proving their rejection of that evil practice and acceptance of God. Maybe your spell is to forcibly change his mind (which would really be bad), or let him live life for a day as a black person, or something else. You seem to think that all of your spells have worked, and even if that is true, that still doesn't change what I am saying. It would be much, much better for you to turn from this and to find God, and not what you call "the divine", but the true and living God of peace and love.

The use of spells and magic is not good, even if it is done in the name of a good cause. It would be much better for you to pray for this person, so that they may change their views.

Posted by: at July 15, 2006 10:59 PM

No
For millenia I have watched you people squandering your lives away, slowly destroying the keepsake that was given to you for your guardianship.
The mentality that is the representation of an aspect of your collective psych is the responsible agency for a lot of your problems. I am excising that with this 'spell'. I do not consider it a spell because I know where it came from originally and why it is there to begin with. What I typed here is the translation, and there are enough people here to know it for the truth it (as weak as a translation can be) represents.

You would recognize it as a spell. Have you wondered why?


Posted by: at July 16, 2006 4:20 AM

Just to clear things up, I am the commenter for whom every spell has worked. I am NOT the commenter who is trying to cast a spell on the "definition" poster. We are two different people. I would never, never, NEVER cast a spell to do harm to anyone or anything.

Posted by: at July 16, 2006 7:28 AM

Dear maker of the universe, the one who parlays truth into action, I ask ye to take the spellmaker into the great abyss. Take him/her as soon as the moon is full and work ye way with them so they return as a lowly ant. Beraccaba, soletulo, askenoko,begush. From great Legion and the Beezlebub we are powerful. Baka

Posted by: at July 16, 2006 10:00 AM

I lost the ability to feel any type of emotion 2 years ago. I welcome any spell that would change my hellish existence. Thank you

Posted by: at July 16, 2006 10:02 AM

If you are feeling that way, I suggest getting some help. You could try talking to a professional psychologist or someone you are close to. Depression is common, and many depressed people have gotten better after seeking help. You could also try getting out there and doing some fresh activities. You could try volunteering at a homeless shelter or clinic. Doing these things might help you feel better about yourself and your life.

Hope you feel better!

Posted by: at July 16, 2006 1:21 PM

No

Posted by: at August 8, 2006 6:15 PM

Not much on my mind. Basically not much exciting going on today. Eh.I looked at the world.

Posted by: emanuelleer at February 16, 2008 4:05 PM
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