July 11, 2006
***BREAKING NEWS FLASH!***
HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY, EMINENCE KODY R BEAR TO SODOMIZE SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Your Excellency Is this true?
Absolutely! Although I think he is a fine actor and comedian on the level of Robert Duvalle and Robert De Niro, I must sodomize. It is my prime directive,even if I have to do it under water.
Do you expect to find it difficult to find Sponge Bob's asshole?
He's a sponge! He has many assholes! I expect the sodomy procedure to be routine.
What will you do after the event?
Oh I'll just have some Vodka and Gin on the beach and reflect on the Sodomy! What do you expect me to do,just forget about it?
No Your Excellency. What Ever You Wish.
Forget Magogo. I want to bear His Eminence's child,er, cub. Kinda hard to accomplish with his penchant for back-door lovin', though.
Posted by: at July 11, 2006 8:09 PMI was wondering why my 2 year old was crying yesterday.
Damn you kodybear...
It seems to me that all that strawberry yogurt would make a real mess in a sponge.
Posted by: at July 12, 2006 4:39 AM