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Vogon Poetry

Snoggle Wibblebrunck
Oh glubulous Rotterblather,
I do wibble my volumptous scrottlenatters to your globular snufflegrot!
Thy snobble waves are comprunctous to be as gnubbfloth as a two-way trunklesniper.
I do exaunt thee at thy ranglunt fnibblepronger
And slibble thy trogulant wozzlegrunger at thy recomptulous manglefrouters.
When I bibble at thy gnafular oobleprockets, thou approginst to me as an aspendigery diantoglulacular mooglebrunt would if its argleschrints had been grinstoppered by a yurgleblithering brunglewonk.
I therefore robruculate thee at thy drooglecrouncher and yurgle thee as a Snoggle Wibblebrunck!

- Oogle Munglespatter

Ode to a Mifflespruck
Mifflespruck, mifflespruck,
I hangle at they trufflegrobblers to be a miffgrott,
And when I have scoobolled a blattergroother, I shall gnill at thy smorfleroller.
Sprucklemiff, sprucklemiff,
Thou art a woodle and snogtriffer and I therefore spurnig thee and shrob thee down the scroggiest knoblegrauber, where thou shalt robble in the glubulous wathersprung!
Mifflespruck, I snig you from the Sprucklemiff and widdle in thy molunctous snaffleprouch.

- Groblesning Sluglinger