July 14, 2006

I am ready to die!

Excuse my spelling / grammer as a I am not very intelligent, I have come to the feeling that my life should end soon as I am tired of my life being so mundane. I have nothing to look forward to... you know the routine.... wake up, take a shit, get dressed, go to work, do the regular uninteresting blah- blah- blah- at the water cooler, come home, feed the cat, change the cat box, get something to eat, watch uninteresting crap on tv, read uninteresting crap in books/ magazines, got to bed and do it all over again. GOD HELP ME. Even my pet cat treats me as his MAN-BITCH ( promounced as one word) he controls me.. makes me do things like open the window for him, give him cat treats...ect. GOD HELP ME I wonder if I were to get sodomized by his ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY, EMINENCE KODY R. BEAR, could I feel alive again? Where do I get in line for the anal plunge?

Posted by anonymous at July 14, 2006 4:08 AM
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Doing different things can break up the bullshit. Try staying sober for two or three months for example. This could give you a whole new outlook.
Good Luck!

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 9:28 AM

kill your cat and eat it, then use its tail and shove it up the hole where there is a void

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 9:45 AM

I guess we know who the biggest pussy in your house is.

Posted by: at July 14, 2006 11:55 AM
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