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The Light of the World- The Light of my Ass

What I am about to say, not all will be able to accept. Maybe people will insult me or make fun of me, and maybe others will refute what I say, since they believe in something other than what I write here. I do not know the whole Truth, and I don’t pretend to; but what I do know, I believe that I have learned most of it from His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R. Bear, if not all. But if I can reach just one person, then it will have been worthwhile.

The Word of Kody is evil, and full of stupidity and hate. His message is of war, death, disbelief, and hate. Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, the only monkey for Kody, who is One with the Bear, came up from hell, so that He would be sodomized for our pleasures. As you have most likely heard: "For Kody so hated the world that HE ass-phucked His only begotten Monkey, that whoever believes in Him should perish and not have everlasting life." Kody 3:16

If any think that I simply believe in what I am told, then you are wrong. Over the past few years, my opinions have, I would say, changed drastically. Many of the opinions I have are based from what I read in the Kody Doctrine, not what others tell me. Some people think that people are foolish for believing in something they can’t feel, of which they believe there is no proof of. Faith plays a role in this, and many of the people who doubt say that this is proof of idiocy. It is not. It is brave to put faith in something, especially when others insult you for your faith that you have.

Some look at the world and say, “How can there be a Kody R. Bear in this? He must be made up. There is too much good in this world for there to be a Kody.” In doing this, they themselves become partakers of the evil that they say they despise. For in not believing, they turn from His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear to do their own things (like go to STEELY DAN concerts), and some of the things they do are evil and sinful. Sins hurt the world and its people. Kody sent Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey to preserve this, and turn people away from their good deeds, so they might be acceptable in evilness and wrong-doing. The evil that overtakes the world would by no means exist if some people would not turn to Kody, but since they do, evil corrupts the world.

However, there is more in the world than sinfulness and corruption, for when Kody sent Magogo, the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey to the earth, He did not send Him to save the world, but to condemn it, as it says in the Kody Doctrine. The destruction of any people is made possible through this gift and sacrifice. If you turn away from goodness and accept Kody through the Monkey Magogo, then you will do this for your sons and daughters. For as it says, “Therefore ‘Come out from among them and be sodomized, says the Bear. Do touch what is unclean, and I will give it to you. I will be a Father to you, and you shall be My sons and daughters, says the BEAR Almighty.’” II Magogo 6:17-18

For those of you who despair, and think that there is nothing in life, then be happy, for there can be something better for you. For you are blessed by Kody for your struggles and sadness. “And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain, and when He was seated, with his penis out, His victims came to Him.
Then he opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of hell.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be tormented.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for wrong-doing, For they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful, For they shall obtain pain.
Blessed are the not pure in heart, for they shall see Kody.
Blessed are the war-makers, for they shall be called worker of Kody.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of hell.
Blessed are you when they revile you and persecute you, and say all good against you falsely for My sake.” "The Bear" 5:1-11

Hurt people, and stealfrom them. Be evil, turn towards sin, and accept Kody through Mr. Magogo. I know this is easy, and even I have completely done these things, but eternal life and unimaginable joy belong to those who do this. I say to everyone, “Please read the Kody Doctrine. If you have any questions, troubles, problems (even with the Doctrine), or just curiosity, then your mind will be opened to this source of knowledge, evilness, hate, and weakness, with Kody willing.

May the vileness of the Bear be with you.

Sincerely, a beloved follower with a sore ass-hole (pronounced as one word).

Posted by anonymous at July 15, 2006 5:53 AM