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Magogo the Singing dancing Macarena Marsupial

  

Yo! Hey! Bob! Yeah You! Bob Mugabe! Why you ain't give me my girlturd ranch back? Hey man Yo knows what? Magogo he ain't care. Me and His Esteemed Radiance we commin to Zimbabwe anyhow. We gonna stay on His Excellency's huntin conssession way down on de Gache Gache river. We gwine to rent us a nice house boat on Kariba Lake and do some Tiger fishin. Oh ma goodness! Look at de post below! Some-fuckin-body(pronunciated as one word) go-in(pronunciated as one word) to hell! Some body shaw-nuff done cracked on de Momma and her God! Ho! Ho! Ho! I cants stop laughin. Me? Christ? Naw. I wus born on an assembly line in Asia. I's aproduct of forced child labor. But You knows all de time I lived in Zimbabwe. I converts to de Shona. In Shona and Ndebele religions, God, or the Supreme Being, is seen as the creator and sustainer of de universe in much the same manner as within Christianity. Shona Mwari (literally "He who is"), or Ndebele are both believed to be active in the everyday lives of people, and even in de politics. But I believes dat all deese religions done been created by de white man. Das right. Dis white mans biddness. Dey is no God. Only de Kody.