HIS EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR IS KEEN TO SODOMIZE THE GEICO GECKO !
BREAKING NEWS REPORTERS SECURE INTERVIEW!
Your Excellency,why the Gecko?
Well he's too popular. I mean he's all over the television. A search in google image-likenesses produces three pages of likenesses. My own image-likeness does not come up in any google search! This is intolerable!
I beg your pardon Your eminence but perhaps if you spent less time in Zimbabwe and more time posting....
Silence! How dare you try and tell me how to take over the internet!
But Excellency! You've not posted in four days!
I said Silence! You are dangerously close to getting the rod!
How do you intend to sodomize the Gecko?
Moron reporter! He's digital! I have to do it in a computer!
One more question Your Radiant Eminence. Did you usurp Momma's God-post(pronounced as one word)?
No. I didn't. My monkey was keen to point out that that person will go to Hell but he overlooked the fact that there is no Hell. Now I have a question for you. Do you think I should post my image-likeness at this point?
No Your Excellency. Be patient. Wait until the monkey learns how to fill the screen with your likeness. These thumbnails are beneath you.
Posted by anonymous at July 15, 2006 9:52 AMDon't you get it? Nobody thinks this kody stuff is interesting or funny at all.
Posted by: at July 16, 2006 5:12 PMFunny? Thanks for the idea!
Posted by: at July 17, 2006 12:33 PM