I just heard it this morning on the Bob and Tom Show:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the raccoon it could be done.
Feel free to tell it to your kids, substituting ground hog, deer, or any other small animal you pass that is dead on the highway.
Posted by anonymous at July 17, 2006 5:26 AMWhy did the baby cross the road?
Because it had a chicken pinned to its diaper.
Posted by: at July 19, 2006 10:00 AM