(Hopefully the first in a series)
Today on the train a hot babe sat down across from me.
She had on sandals - the better to display her pedicured and polished toes - and a short skirt that showed off her nice legs. Her blue blouse was buttoned up to the second button but still snug across her curves - a nice balance of modesty and display.
When she took off her sunglasses to play "Bejeweled" on her palm pilot I couldn't help but notice her beautiful brown eyes and shoulder-length brown hair.
It was nice to have a babe like that across from me instead of the usual Office Trolls.
But then something happened. There was an announcement about a delay on the track and we exchanged small talk about it. When she smiled I noticed it - she was wearing a retainer! I can't explain it but I felt a thrill go through me. Somehow that retainer made her go from a strong 7 or 8 to a solid 10.
A realization swept over me. I am a perv! I have a thing for girls with retainers! Aaagh!
I hope I see her on the ride home...
Posted by anonymous at July 18, 2006 1:52 PMI'm telling man you've got a million dollar idea here. All you need is the guts to approach them and a couple of high quality camcorders,lighting,a place to film and dopn't forget the cooze spots. You could rival the MILF Hunter. Give him a run for his money!
His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear
Posted by: at July 18, 2006 4:19 PMYou won't be so fond of retainers once one catches on your schlong.
Posted by: at July 19, 2006 9:59 AMMe...mo..ries
Posted by: at July 19, 2006 1:54 PMHow old are you?
Posted by: at July 20, 2006 11:36 AMDon't worry man, the retainer probably just make her more 'human' to you, like a real person, not some aiery angel only to look at.
Perfectly understandable.