EGO misericordia nonnullus populus.
Posted by anonymous at July 26, 2006 5:02 AMPity us, for having to put up with the trolls.
Posted by: at July 26, 2006 12:17 PMMAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY TO DEPART FOR ZIMBABWE.
Breaking News Reporters engageed Magogo the Singing dancing Macarena Monkey on the tarmac of JFK as he was boarding his flight to JoBurg.
Mr. Magago just a few questions please.
That's Magogo. What do you want?
Why are you leaving a lucrative film career to go back to Zimboland?
I'se gots me's some fust class ho's from Harare, yo can see's dem on Adult friend finder. Dey commin to de turd ranch. Dey is 100% aids infected bitches. I gots two new fok lifts,paid fo by Kody Bear Enterprises and we's gwine to ranch some turds. I gots me a contract with Indy at de village of Chief Dingleberry and also with his Excellency Robert G Mugabe. I gots me a contract with de Catholic Church also. I don't want to be in pictures no mo.
So you have the finacial backing of KodyBear Enterprises?
Oh Yassir. He a pushover. I done got dat Bear's money fo shure!
How do you intend to spend the money?
Same way I always did. I gots a tiger fishin trip planed on de Zambezi. Jo knowes in de Gache Gache area of Kariba. Next I'm gwine to shoot me an elephant and another cape Buffalo.
How can Breaking News contact you in Zimbabwe?
I goe's to Harare about once a month to recruit mo Ho's because dey dies pretty quick jo know. Just contact me through my e-mail.
Thank you Mr. magogo. We hope you enjoy your flight.
Oh Yasser. I loves de flight. I drinks lots of wine,eats lots of bread and enjoys de movies. I wish dat I could smoke de cuban cigars on de plane but I cants does dat until I hit JoBurg.
Youi have obviously made this trip many times yes?
Oh yasser. I'm a well travelled Monkey.
Will you miss His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R bear?
He sodomize me too much. All he interested in is production to fuel his movie. Dis is one last chance fo SAGTRA. I gots to find Indy. He my only hope.
Magogo you need to back off the crack pipe.
Why yo fuckin wid me man? I gots to get on de plane. I see yo ass later man.
So is now a good time to have pity?
Or are we still so bent on the concept of peace that we would allow all sorts of atrocity to arrive at it?