*****BREAKIN NEWS*****
HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR ACHIEVES CULT STATUS!
breaking news: Excellency what do you feel qualifies you to be a cult leader?
His Excellency: Well my rising popularity demands it. I'm a Bear in demand. Shit anybody can be a cult leader these days. If you can memorize your Bible verses and have a flair for stockpiling wepons you can make a pretty good living at it. I've got a bus I'm going to bury.
breaking news: Eminence you like this kind of work do you?
His Excellency: Oh it's like anything else I guess. You can't get good help. First time you do get some good help the government comes in and tries to kill you. I've been doing it so long I couldn't do anything else. It's a headache but I enjoy it.
breaking news: Your Excellency what beliefs will your cult be based upon?
His Esteemed Excellency: Oh I don;t know. It probably doesn't really matter. I mean if people will believe the Bible then they will believe anything. You people have so many different gods and none of them do anything so why not worship me. I'm tangible,I can be e-mailed,I have a web page and they don't call me Benevolence for nothing you know.
Your Excellency,begging your pardon,but your popularity seems to be suffering as of late. You seem to have fallen out of favor with the homosexuals and the god-botherers. Isn't it true that they delete your posts? Isn't it true that they in fact hate you?
His Excellency: Yes but we must fight rhis type of homosexual fascism on all fronts. Probably some pock-marked{pronounced as one word}kid failing a history course somewhere who can't figure out why his drunken father keeps missing his dance recitals.
Thank you Your Majesty
Posted by at July 26, 2005 8:17 AMUhhh...His Excellency isn't planning to have all of his followers drink any Kool-Aid, is he?
Posted by: at July 26, 2006 12:12 PM