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GOD - PLEASE HELP ME

Please don’t respond that I just kill the cat or get rid if the cat. But I am the one who needs help. Background….I have had dogs….I have had cats….I am a college educated man. I don’t take shit from anyone. I never forget and I rarely forgive. I’m am 46 yoa, white, have a decent paying job – about $ 40,000. a year.

I’ve dated women with a mind of their own….now I’m married…she is a free thinker….we both have mutual respect for each other’s views-ideas-opinions-feelings—(pronounced as one word). I do not demand anything of her, and she not of me.

Ten years age I took a college course – elective- philosophy course- it was about “insight”, very fascinating, a lot of the course was about---- how man (humans) are the only creatures that possess the ability to “think”. During a portion of the class time (two weeks) the classmates made many attempts to explain (or give examples) of other creatures – signs of thinking. EVERY SINGLE EXAMPLE was shot down – demonstrated that – the creature was not showing signs of thinking , BUT was attributed to “LEARNED BEHAVIOR” as in “Pavlov’s dogs” or was attributed to “INSTINCT” which is not thinking. Time and time again –no one in class presented an example of a creature being able to think. I am an intelligent man…. And I was the only one who made the professor ( in all the years he has taught the course) to re-consider his position. … I gave this as an example….. ---- A dog (or other similar creature) is running down a path to get away from an angry attacking bear (no - not Kody R. Bear), in a fight, the dog has no chance, it must run away, as the dog is running down the path- the dog comes across a ravine (really BIG ditch and Very DEEP) ----- if the distance from one side to the other is only a two foot jump --- the dog jumps and keeps going….. if the distance is a sixty feet….. the dog does NOT jump but instead will turn around an face the on-coming beast and try to fight….. ( no thinking had taken place yet…it’s all instinctual ). Now…if that distance from one side to the other happens to be of a certain distance of which the dog (if it tried really hard – MIGHT make it) you get the idea…. The dog stops and looks at the distance of the jump and then looks at the on-coming raging bear…. and “voila” that dog has to “think” about its chances, try and jump –or-fight…. The professor admitted that I had him stumped.

I attribute this to the “fight or flight” syndrome (which is real) in psychology, and is associated with the “primitive brain” of human evolution. Without “fight or flight” we would not exist… we would have been killed and eaten by all the other bigger –hungrier beasts…humankind would have ended OR we would be nothing more than LEMMINGS…running off the cliff.

My problem…my cat is mind-probing me, he is controlling me with his thoughts….my wife is busy distracting the cat as I type this…the cat KNOWS he has the ability to mind-probe me…the cat “THINKS” of ways to make me do whatever the cat wants….he sits at the foot of the bed and just looks at me and I have no control over what is happening – I do as I am told. My wife says she knows WHO is the biggest PUSSY in the house…and it ain’t her or the cat. ….I am sorry….I must go now….the cat box needs to be changed…I wanted to….I …..HEllpppp mmmee…hhel….p meeee…. MEOW - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY “MAN_BITCH” (PRONOUNCED AS ONE WORD)….. ^.~.^