I'm an 18 year old who loves sex with older women. It started one day while i was working at the local supermarket and an old lady asked me to pass her somethng from a high shelf, she placed her hand on my back to steady me and it give me a massive hard-on(erect dick). I had to have her so i offered to carry her shopping to her car and got her number... the sex was wonderful but sadly she died shortly after of an age related illness(her heart was weak). Since then i do all i can to be with old ladies, i go to the bingo, hang around tea rooms and ive joined a nitting class, anywhere for a bit of granny fanny(the british fanny i mean being the cunt not your american fanny being the arse(or ass).
lovely
mb
Posted by anonymous at August 6, 2006 9:24 AMYou look older than 18. What's in the pipe?
Posted by: at August 6, 2006 2:03 PMnothing in the pipe, just joking(clay face smoking a bong seems funny to me) at 38 i should know better (for the humour i said i was 18 because im not far off old lady age anyway[im middle aged at least{and lower class]
Posted by: at August 6, 2006 5:35 PMu r a sick fuck
Posted by: at August 8, 2006 7:34 PMSick fuck? I guess that depends on your point of view. As an old granny lady, I must commend the poster for his valuable public service!
Posted by: at August 8, 2006 9:56 PMmmmmmmmm....my sagging, withered tits are blushing with heat for you. my gray-haired cunt is coming back to life with thoughts of you. c'mon, baby, you just can't imagine what my toothless mouth can do to your love pole. and since my hip replacement, i can actually almost move my hips beneath you. meet me at 5PM, dearie...i'll bring the metamucil, you bring the vaseline...
Posted by: at August 9, 2006 6:04 AMLOL
Posted by: at August 9, 2006 9:23 AMWhat's the big deal. The movie Harold and Maude is all about you--go see it and see how you feel. The only interesting thing about it, aside from your odd take on it, is what other people express in response. Young men get turned on by practically anything.
Posted by: at August 11, 2006 10:10 PMThat is the way to cheapen (Making it Hollywood) his passion.
Posted by: at August 12, 2006 2:03 AM