August 9, 2006

Tell me that you're alright, and everything is alright

For the past few days i've been on vacation away from my girlfriend. Recent events have led me to think she's become pregnant. I'm probably being paranoid but it's scaring the shit out of me. I pray to God she's not. I'm waiting on the natural monthly pregnancy test, please let it come and let me be free me of my thoughts. I just wanna get back home and be with her, this is not a vacation. Vacate my fucking head of all thoughts and worries. Please.

Posted by anonymous at August 9, 2006 7:43 PM
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Posted by: at August 10, 2006 7:22 AM

fuckin moron u didnt use a condom n ur dumb gf who is lame enough to have sex wit u didnt use the pills or a mornin after. f4g

Posted by: at August 10, 2006 2:31 PM

fuck you. did i say why i thought she might be pregnant? u fucking shit face.

Posted by: at August 10, 2006 7:17 PM

I wouldn't let bullshit from people like the second commenter get to you. He/she sounds barely literate and quite ignorant.

btw, why do you think she's pregnant?

Posted by: at August 11, 2006 3:52 AM

if she's pregnant, just break up with her. Don't be so silly.

Posted by: tom at August 11, 2006 9:10 PM

thought the condom leaked. false alarm though, thank fu**ing God.

Posted by: at August 12, 2006 8:14 AM
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