August 12, 2006

*****Breaking News***** Homogo near death with terminal throat clap

Gay doll sensation Homogo is near death with a terminal case of gonorrhea in his throat, sources say. Though not normally fatal, gonorrhea can cause death in those with compromised immune systems, such as AIDS-infected gay dolls.

While sources are tight-lipped (unlike Homogo, who suffered persistent reinfection by orally servicing famous gay doll Kody Bear), it has been revealed that Homogo and Kody Bear have been linked sexually for at least six years in a tender gay relationship.

"People will say this shows gay dolls are irresponsible," said Kody Bear when reached for comment, 'but I never lied to Homogo about my flings with clap infected hoboes in the train yard. He should have taken precautions, like for instance by not repeatedly sucking on my tiny infected penis."

Stay tuned for updates on Homogo's valiant fight for gay life!

Posted by anonymous at August 12, 2006 10:45 AM
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