The world recoiled today when it was revealed that a man of planetismal girth was using online communications in a posting binge of unprecedented duration and pointlessness.
Early reports indicate the quasi-retarded text strings may be the result of severe isolation, masturbation fatigue, and general malaise due to fatness.
"His pasty white flab is most likely coated with foul, fish-stinking perspiration," remarked Dr. Maurice Falain, head of the Obesity wing of St. Mary's Hospital in Toronto. Pointing to a picture of the tubby typist, Falain was emphatic in his denunciation. "If you look closely here, you can actually see the smells coming from this lardy tool. God, he's rank, and is really, really fat. I'm sorry, it's unprofessional of me to speak this way. But I cannot abide this fat, maggot-white fucking loser any longer. Get out."
Posted by anonymous at August 12, 2006 7:50 PMThat is the funniest thing I have seen all day long. LMAO. You are truly talented Kody Bear, even if you make posts about your posts!!
Posted by: deadbeat at August 13, 2006 10:29 AMThanks! As "funny" and "Kody Bear" are mutually exclusive, this must've been written by someone other than a gay doll though.
Posted by: at August 13, 2006 11:21 AMI can't believe you guys haven't figured this out yet.
Okay, I'll throw you a bone:
There is more than just one blogger involved in the Kody R. Bear conspiracy.
Right, real Kody Bear posts are the ones that aren't funny and utilize a limited vocabulary.
I'm taking over the franchise. Let the viewers decide.
Posted by: at August 13, 2006 11:57 AMBoy, you're so lame! The best you can come up with is to insult the guy for his weight? How many beauty contsts have you won, gorgeous?
Posted by: at August 14, 2006 4:03 AMLOL, OK fatty
Get a leaner argument
Posted by: at August 14, 2006 8:30 PMyou bastards
Posted by: at August 24, 2006 5:43 PM