Deep in the Kody Kave His Esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear was was dreaming. He was in a beautiful meadow climbing a persimmon tree. The dream was always the same. The lone persimmon,always just out of reach in the blinding sunlight,beckoned him upward. As always in the dream the branch snapped and he was falling,awaking abruptly as he slammed into the briar patch. Awake now, he thought of his father who had been killed years before in a hunting accident. As a Kody Kub he had asked his father what the dream meant. His father had replied,
"Of course I know what it means Kody. Any fool can see it. It is a reflection of your inability to have a relationship with a sow."
He reflected upon this. His father had been right. The sows had come into his life every few years. It was always good for a while until the inevitable betrayal,the fruit always just out of reach followed by the pain of the briar patch. He thought now that there was no time left for such foolishness. He had an empire to run.
Magogo! Get in here!
Yes Yo Radiance.
Magogo it has come to my Esteemed attention that we may get a message from Cleophus Washington. In the event that he makes a personal appearance I want him killed. Magogo I need some proof of your loyalty in these trying times. I want you to personally see to it----with the baseball bat.
But Yo Eminence I ain't hasn't eva done nuffin like--
Magogo you do remember what happened to your associate Cletus Astopholes?
Ok,Yo Excellency,iffin he come I gwine ahead and duzz it.
It's also come to my attention Magogo that youv'e not been paying careful attention to the way you've been managing my press releases. Many Singing Dancing Macarena Monkeys in your position find good employment here. What I'm trying to tell you Magogo is that you are expendable. I demand that you maintain strict adhearance to the stated rules. If you do not Magogo I will personally visit you----with the bat---and that will be your ass.
Yes, Yo Eminence.
No comment - I am in a bad mood.
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 2:53 AMOh, be nice, first commenter! There is nothing in this post to complain about under Admin's rules. The dream part is really very lovely.
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 4:03 AMOh wait---I just had a thought---is the FC in a bad mood because there's nothing to complain about?
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 4:05 AMI am FC....There is nothing wrong with the post...I am only in a bad mood...seems like 2nd-3rd comment is trying to fight.
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 4:14 AMOkay, sorry! It seems I have fallen prey to the paranoia here as well. I assumed that you were "no comment"ing because you were in too foul a mood to complain about it. I withdraw my comments.
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 4:36 AMI feel so empty. I guess I will have to weed-eat my yard. I hate doing "real world" stuff. I hope that while I am weed-eating I can come up with a good post. Since I can only post once, it has to be good.
By the way, great post KodyBear. I can only hope that one day I will be able to make a post with such insight.
Vapor
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 5:32 AMI had a dream once. It was strange. I do not remember the substance of the dream but I woke suddenly and I was holding my breath. I felt as though I could not exhale. When I did exhale, I could almost see smoke. I was very lightheaded and extremely disappointed when I realized that I was only dreaming. I also felt anxious. It was strange.
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 5:48 AMI dreamt I am dancing with a bride (I think she is my bride), I can not see her face (too brite-white light). She is taller than me. Then I dance with my mother-in-law and as I dance with her I grow taller.
Truth is I am not even in a relationship. It felt real though. I know it is supposed to be wish-fulfillment or my ID saying something to me about my deepest need or desires yadda yadda yadda.