In the cloak of the night, a solitary figure in a cape climbs the cliffs surrounding the Kody Klan Kave. It is a Negroidal man. It is Indy's Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington. Clenched in his teeth is a withered scroll. There is a message to deliver. He must prove his loyalty to Indy the Great his Massah by finding Kody Bear himself, and pronouncing the message all as one word.
He reaches the Kave's secret entrance, the entrance he has used for these months to deliver his spy reports, before he decided to return to Indy's side. He waves the Sekret Sign to the Kody Klan Royal Guard, and they allow him to pass. He creeps to the Royal Kody Chamber.
Massah Kody? Dat you? Oh Lord, wat you's be eatin' der?
Mind your business! And you did not use the word Esteemed!
Esteemed Kody Bear, I's is sorry. I's got's a message fo yu, and I's supposed to ponounces it all as one word's. Here go nuthin. *Ahem.* MostesteemedarchnemesispronouncedasonewordIIndytheGreatdoherebydeclarethat...
A bat comes from behind. Like Maxwell's silver hammer, it catches him unaware. The last thing that Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington sees in this world is the wicked, grinning, bloodstained (pronounced as one word) face of a grinning Magogo Monkey.
Back in the catacombs (pronounced as one word) of Paris, Indy feels a shudder in the Force. Something has happened to Leroy,he knows. This means war. He lets out a wail of sorrow for his faithful manservant, and he pronounces that wail all as one word.
Posted by anonymous at October 19, 2006 6:28 AM