His Esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear did his best thinking in the lower warehouse of the Kody Kave. Here the Macarena Monkeys,four hundred thousand of them still in their original boxes,were stacked on four thousand pallets arranged in neat rows. Futher down in the cave were twelve hundred pallets of AA batteries. Six million in all. Enough to power the army of monkeys for five days.
He found Magogo on a forklift where the coaxial cable was stored. His Excellency was astounded at Magogo's stupidity. The over zealous Monkey had brutally killed Leroy Cleofus Washington before he could pronounce his message all as one word. Now the only clue to the message was the bloodstained parchment that the Bear had to pry from the dead manservant's mangled hand.
"Yo! Whas up BearBoy?"
"How dare you address me in that manner! How much cable have you been smoking?" He then noticed the empty Shlitz Malt Liquor Bull High Gravity beer cans on the floor.
"If I were you I'd be getting sober! We have a lot of work to do. First do you see this mess you've left on my floor? I want all those little pieces of wire and plastic cleaned up along with the beer cans. Don't smoke down here any more Magogo. Next I want Ten thousand Macarena Monkeys unpacked and powered on. By the time your done with that hopefully you will be sober enough to translate this scroll."
Magogo looked at the parchment that was handed to him. He had never seen anything like it before.
Plurimus suspicio fornicis memesis orator ut unus vox EGO Indy Valde operor hic per ostendo sum ut EGO sum valde eater of puella feces. EGO sum valde puella excrement deus! EGO sum valde coprophagist! EGO mos orior oriri ortus iterum quod exigo meus ultionis super vos quod vestri exercitus of monachus. Nusquam subsisto! Nusquam est Super!
"Yo Excellency what dis done be writed in? French o sumfin?"
"That's for you to figure out! And Magogo when you bring me your report I want you to clean yourself up and wear something nice. I just made a fresh batch of strawberry yogurt."
"Yes Yo Excellency."
ADDED BY THE DREADED POST DELETER! 10-22-06
Mr. Kody and clan! Wrong wrong wrong. I am not "The Crusader". I am someone you cannot find or ever name.
I am but a wisp of smoke, forever untraceable. I am adding this paragraph to your post simply to let you know you are being watched. Unlike Admin I have no fear in striking what is wrong from any record. No the wrong does not stem from any idea I may have but rather from the US Constitution. You have been reeled in. The slack you once enjoyed is now gone. You are also being watched. Keep your posts as non profanic as the the latest ones and you will be allowed to post. Coss the line and I'll strike you from the record.
The anonyblog war is under a treaty. We will call it the "Yes, we still hate each other but we do agree we still hate each other" treaty. I am leaving this site now confident that Admin can rope you in on desire.
Goodbye Bearboy.
PS: Tell your friend Vapor that his little make believe program needs a lot of work and he also needs a T1. And DragonLady, to you I say "touche". Short of your choice of husbands you seem to have done and do very well.
The deleter
Posted by anonymous at October 21, 2006 11:23 AMThe deleter is de-ranged HA ha HA ha. He thinks we hate him....we do not hate him....we feel sorry for him.
Posted by: at October 23, 2006 3:18 AMEveryone - please be careful not to release any personal information over this web-site that could led one to find you or identify you. The OP – second and ninth commenter are all the same person. (Other identities – post deleter, Mr. crusader, Mr. FATMouth, anti-Kody clan ect.) To be more correct, those post and comments came from the same computer according to IP address – could be a couple different people typing at same computer but I sense it is one person. I had my friend over last night, who assists the FBI in identifying unifying traits of criminal activities, and she said it is one person- a male- and he is deeply deranged, psychotic and very unstable. The person becomes very distraught when he feels he has lost control. Notice his posts refer to how he is watching- will take action if he does not like what he sees. He wants others to feel threaten, that places him in a terrorist category. If he feels you do not take him seriously then he become very unstable and strikes out. My friend also said that this troubled person is probably capable of murder and quite likely has killed someone and hidden the body. Also was identified as someone who lives alone. Reminder- please be careful the troubled person IS VERY DANGEROUS. Do not empower him.
Posted by: at October 25, 2006 2:47 AMFabulous.
I like the addition.
I am disappointed that:
1. Dragon lady is involved in this.
2. Vapor is involved in this.
LC
The very fact that PD can add comments inside of this post after it has come in, puts him/her above anything you can smear him/her with.
I agree about the dangerous part though, yet I feel reassured that the danger is directed at a sicker element on this site than what is welcomed.
PD:
Thank you.
(far side comics: Who was that masked man?, I don't know but he sure cleaned up this here town... (masked garbage-man in the distance)).