I could tell by the sound of the knock at the door it was not something that was going to be pleasant. With great frustration I opened the door and and… and…oh sh-t…”Hello Mr. Bear, aah Kody , aah sir.” I didn’t like the look in his eyes,
“You STUPID fool!” (Kody) screamed at me. “What the hell is wrong with you? First, you did not address me properly…”--------”SIR –YES SIR YOUR EMINENCE YOUR EXCELLENCY YOUR ESTEEMED SIR MISTER BEAR KODY SIR. I am sorry sir…please forgive me sir.”
By the look in his eyes I knew my ass was grass--- “Whatever you want sir , anything sir, what may I do for you sir” … I felt like throwing up…..he was holding a solid silver bat- thumping it into his other paw. All I could think was that I had only seconds of life left….yes, my life was passing before my eyes. A tune came into my head – “Why Do I Keep #%@#*&#ing Up” by Neil Young .
“Silence!” Kody growled in a very soft voice. “You heard my monkeys doing the war dance? Felt the ground shake? You did not arrive immediately with your camera gear! Why do I send millions of dollars to Low-Life-Films if you are not there for me?”
“Please forgive me,” I replied, disguising the fear in my voice because Kody does not like for those that work for him to seem weak. “I was almost done packing my gear- Your excellency…won’t you please come in my little abode please…over here sir, you may sit.”
WHACK! Kody smashed his bat onto some small figurines (the “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil” monkeys) I had sitting on a hallway table. “ Look at me Mr. Stupid, LOOK AT ME- do you think I am stupid or what?! What to you take me for- some kind of Ignoramus Bear? You should not have to be packing anything! I paid for a duplicate set of gear, one for you to use all the time and another set in battle-ready status, isn’t that right? And you didn’t capitalize the E in EXCELLENCY that last time you spoke to me!”
Fear was overcoming me- I hoped Kody could not detect it. My bowels emptied into my pants I was so scared- and if he thought I had crapped my pants- he would make me kneel and do the unspeakable. Good thing I was wearing my “Opps, I Crapped My Pants” undergarment. I informed him…”Yes Your Excellency, you are correct Oh Great Bear….sir….It’s all here in the hall closet, see sir, here it is.” I pulled everything out of the closet and opened the cases for Kody to inspect. “You see Your Excellency sir? All right here and never been used. And it’s the Panasonic brand you requested sir.” Quicker then my eye could follow, Kody, I mean His Excellency, began smashing the new camera gear…..wham!….crash!…..boing!---the destruction was complete.
“What in the hell are you doing?” I asked Kody.
Kody replied “Doing? Doing??!! I’m not doing anything…I am already done.”
“But your Excellency, That was close to $50,000 worth of brand-new camera and audio recording equipment you just destroyed – WHY? What am I going to use now?” Had the bear lost his mind? I wondered. “What is the problem sir…?” I asked
“Mr. Stupid, are you stupid or do you just take me for some common bear?” He asked in a thunderous voice. “What equipment you had was not good enough, I want….no…I DEMAND that when you record this war that has taken shape…it MUST be recorded in HIGH-DEFINITION-WIDE SCREEN with 7.1 SURROUND SOUND and ALL DIGITAL with quick up-link to our satellite system…..DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?.....Now grab your Kody-Kredit-Kard and follow me….I’ll let you ride in my chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce to the store, and hurry….I must get back to the SUPER- TOP-SECRET-KODY-KAVE, Magogo might be done with the battery install.”
Everyone - please be careful not to release any personal information over this web-site that could led one to find you or identify you. The OP – second and ninth commenter are all the same person. (Other identities – post deleter, Mr. crusader, Mr. FATMouth, anti-Kody clan ect.) To be more correct, those post and comments came from the same computer according to IP address – could be a couple different people typing at same computer but I sense it is one person. I had my friend over last night, who assists the FBI in identifying unifying traits of criminal activities, and she said it is one person- a male- and he is deeply deranged, psychotic and very unstable. The person becomes very distraught when he feels he has lost control. Notice his posts refer to how he is watching- will take action if he does not like what he sees. He wants others to feel threaten, that places him in a terrorist category. If he feels you do not take him seriously then he become very unstable and strikes out. My friend also said that this troubled person is probably capable of murder and quite likely has killed someone and hidden the body. Also was identified as someone who lives alone. Reminder- please be careful the troubled person IS VERY DANGEROUS. Do not empower him.
Posted by: at October 25, 2006 2:45 AM