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THE BEES

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear was working in his apiary behind the Kody Kave when he heard Magogo approaching. He had always loved working with the bees and was keen to their behavior.

"Magogo! Come here! See here. Come and take a look at the entrance to this hive and tell me what you think."

As the hapless ape bent down to the entrance KodyBear gave the hive a hard kick causing the bees to attack the monkey in full force. The KodyBear laughed uncontrollably as the panicked ape ran at top speed and slammed into the front tire of his SUV folding like a cheap suit.

"Get up Magogo. Would you have me believe you can't handle a few bee stings?"

"Dat not funny Yo Excellency. I comes to tell you dat he say he got one hundred million of dem skeleton things."

"Come again?"

"One hundred million"

"Magogo this is serious. I think we need to leave anonyblog. I don't feel safe in this hostile environment anymore. We can't possibly survive here anymore. We need a place where we are free to spew vile toxins at will. Magogo listen to me carefully. Seal the Kody Kave. Turn Mrs. Mead loose. I don't care what you do with her just get her out of here. We will leave the army here. I want you to book us a flight to Johannesburg then to Harare. We will hide out at the hunting concession and get that Lion. We may not be coming back Magogo. I don't see how we can deal with the skeleton army and the censorship faction."

"Yes Yo Excellency. I will make it so."

"You had better"

Posted by anonymous at October 25, 2006 2:28 PM